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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.cringecollective.io/post/5626

can't make this shit up

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[–] Supervisor194@lemmy.world 122 points 6 months ago (2 children)

So... they think it will... vaccinate them?

[–] skulblaka@startrek.website 15 points 6 months ago

Truly it boggles the mind.

[–] Stern@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

There is the tale (which has a grain of truth in it.) of how vaccination from chickenpox came to be via milkmaids and cowpox, so maybe folks think bird flu will work the same?

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3758677/

[–] KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world 43 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

We're playing Plague Inc on easy mode.

[–] derpgon@programming.dev 25 points 6 months ago

"Sick people given hugs"

[–] HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 40 points 6 months ago

Papa nurgle smiles upon mankind, i guess.

[–] bquintb@midwest.social 31 points 6 months ago

MAGA tards: ivermectin on one hand, industrial raw milk in the other

[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 23 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Serious question, does consuming a virus give a similar viral load as inhaling an equal amount?

[–] GentriFriedRice@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Assuming you mean viral load referring to mucuses or blood of the infected. Given that the human influenza virus' entry requires the viral surface proteins (hemagglutinin (HA)) to bind to acids present on respiratory epithelial cells along with cleavage of HA by host cell proteases (enzymes that breakdown proteins) to facilitate membrane fusion. These trypsin-like proteases are mainly expressed in airway tissues, restricting influenza viral tissue response to the respiratory tract. I would say it would be highly unlikely for influenza viral replication existing in an environment lacking this crucial interaction let alone a low-pH environment like the GI tract

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

But probably not a good idea anyway?

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

That's a fascinating question. I'd love to hear from an actual epidemiologist.

[–] agressivelyPassive@feddit.de 7 points 6 months ago

You don't swallow all of the milk and thus not all of the virus particles. There's always some residue that can then start to infect you just as if you inhaled the virus.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 19 points 6 months ago

My milkshake brings all the boys to graveyard

And they’re like, it’s better than SARS.

[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 18 points 6 months ago

I used to think if these people did the dumb things they would die before having any impact on the rest of us.

[–] BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I say we let natural selection take its course

[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 52 points 6 months ago

Plz don't, I work retail.

[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago

It's truly our way.

Millenia of storytelling: These are things that can happen, let's make sharing information fun.

History: Look at all this misery. Look at it.

Post-covid: Ok boys, we gave it a go. Good job overall, but we need to do better next time. Let's hit the showers then the replays to see what we can do better.

Us: Why is this happening? Who did this to me? Because I've been kept in the dark I will decide how to handle this new situation and spread the word.

[–] Coldgoron@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] TWeaK@lemm.ee 12 points 6 months ago

Still unlikely to develop human to human transmission this way.

[–] yogthos@lemmy.ml 9 points 6 months ago

That's totally how human to human transmission is going to start.

[–] fl42v@lemmy.ml 6 points 6 months ago

I mean, it may give 'em immunity. Just not how they think it should (although I'm not sure if they can think at all) :D

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 5 points 6 months ago

Natural selection:

[–] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

It can be passed from mammary glands? That's.... Oh it must be on the skin and getting mixed into the product...

[–] NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Good news! The mortality rate is so high it's unlikely to spread as far as COVID!

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Whatever this is refuses to load for me

[–] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

I get that a lot and have to click the "hd" full version button for it to load