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Hoovering schneef. (lemmy.world)

submitted 6 months ago by BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.ml

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[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 25 points 6 months ago (1 children)

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You took over the tiff. Out tangoed the tosser. Tough titties on that trade you twit, no truce.

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Underestimated, unequivocal, and unforgiving usurper. Unity as usual uplifts usefulness. Understand?

[–] yngmnwntr@lemmy.ml 9 points 6 months ago

If you've got a problem with Canada Gooses you've got a problem with me. And I suggest you let that one marinate.

[–] irish_link@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

I love that you were accurate with your placement.

[–] akwd169@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

I've hoovered up a bit of schneef in my day

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Have you hoovered barnyard schneef?

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I've hoovered schneef off the yolk of an ox.

[–] akwd169@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Have you hoovered library schneef?

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

I've hoovered schneef off the D-day microfilm roll.

[–] johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Wait do people do lines off of cell phones these days?

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Yes, that is the common practice. You'd think the bacteria off your fingers would get into your nose that way