The reason for the season is banging babay.
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Wow! That's a real article. And it mentions reverse cowgirl and broken penises resembling eggplants.
God bless us. Every one.
Twelve rimmers rimming
Eleven pipers piping
Ten pervs a-creeping
Nine ladies stripping
Eight tits a-milking
Seven edgers edging
Six freaks roleplaying
FIVE GOLD COCK RINGS
4 strap ons
3 holes in everyone
2 vibrators
And a broken cock for Christmass
You can break your penis???
You can, and it hurts about as much as you'd imagine it would.
Well now I'm scared
You make it sounds so sexy
Yo, Joji's gonna be in a Christmas Hallmark movie?
He's a He's a, He's a Pretty Boy living in the Country Side.
It’s axial tilt right?
Doc Hollywood to switch it up a bit.
It totally wouldn't be to line execs pockets with a few bullshit stories that people fall for like insects to a trap-
Hallmark
Oh, right, what was I thinking
Just watched Tosh interview one of the actors from Hallmark movies, it was pretty good.