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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon earns a nickname (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] observantTrapezium@lemmy.ca 47 points 5 months ago (1 children)

2% milk is just water that is lying about being milk.

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 31 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Isn't 2% milk a milk with 2% fat content?

[–] Letstakealook@lemm.ee 13 points 4 months ago

And "whole milk" has about 3%. In either case, the fat is removed, then added back in.

[–] Default_Defect@midwest.social 7 points 4 months ago

Yup.

[–] observantTrapezium@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 months ago

It's a paraphrased quote from a TV show

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 24 points 5 months ago

Way back when my dad was in his 20s he worked in a sawmill for a time. One of the dudes had no teeth, do everyone called him 'fang'

[–] pujamas@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

There was a guy I knew in gradeschool whose name was Richard. Bullies would call him "Bitch Turd". Gotta admit that's pretty creative

[–] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 months ago

How the fuck do you manage to score 2% on a test?!