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Quickie marriage with a $100 million prenup

No knowledge of the financial stuff, but maybe: put most of it in a variety of ETFs, hire a financial advisor and an accountant to help you navigate the system and the taxes, then cash out and donate it.

You spend it without giving it away. Then you give it away. Some countries give you a lot of it back at tax time if you donate to registered charities so you'll even get something for it. I dunno, I'm a poor so maybe it wouldn't work out, but it would be cool.

Just buy one ticket to a Taylor Swift concert and you're already a billion dollar richer

Overpay for Monero.

The purchase would be the inflation skyrocket making those in...business...with Monero experience short buff on their previous conduct and product supply quality.

This incentivizes them into produce more products no one else can afford. It'll buff their stock and increase their desperation to sell.

I'll be stacked with cash to buy it all with gorram near zero oppositional bids.

If the market is short on Monero for that rate, I can buff the crypto with BTC and Bisq it to what actually fucking matters.

I'm gonna buy 100 million tacos. That should provide adequate sustenance for the doctor who marathon.

Easy.

First buy up a bunch of housing east of the California fault line and then with the billion get nuclear missiles that I can use to trigger the fault and push California off creating a new coast line and water front property for a brand new tech center of the world.

If I have any left over I can look at maybe getting a space crystal that rapidly grows in water to create a new island that true foreigners won't be able to step on without hurting themselves.

You got to learn from the best.

Brewsters Millions

Skip to 30 seconds in to get the list of rules

Just buy Nvidia DGX machines and make your own AWS.

Charity, but if it counts as gifting then just invest it? One day, 100M, and that's it, you bought stocks, it's not money anymore

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit homie, I would just buy 335952 acres of west Texas desert for a cool $243 million. Done where's my money?

Sleep with pornstar. Excessive hush money. Boom!

Seems pretty easy, buy 100mil of gold bullion. It's around 3100 lb (1400kg) and is relatively small. I think you could hit it under a bed or couch or two. Probably fit it into a couple awkward corners in your closet. Use one as a paper weight.

Give it to me, I'll invest it

Build and fund a Marxist think tank, think tank of the Proletariat

Does it need to be net spending, or can I just buy and sell things really fast?

Starting a production line for something like UAV drones seems doable. I don't understand how much 100kk is (and I assume most lemmings too), but I think like there are a lot of ways to make it more expensive. If the baseline is constructing an existing model from imported components, then customizing it, printing or casting conponents oneself, doing R&D - everything can change the price.

I buy a boat