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[–] qjkxbmwvz@lemmy.sdf.org 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)

[Billionaire Taylor] Swift, who has publicly aligned herself with the pro-choice movement and declared her opposition to former President Donald Trump, has become the ire of a vocal group of conservatives hell-bent on the bizarre notion that the singer is a political weapon aimed at the upcoming presidential election.

I mean, I'm no Swiftie, but that seems pretty reasonable to me...

[–] ULS@lemmy.ml 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What? You think Taylor Swift exists? That's president Biden in drag.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Then he is a great singer!

[–] sagrotan@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Have you seen him dance? W0W

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)

We need to keep poor people poor to keep labour costs down.

[–] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

If we cause a recession poor people will happily work 70 hours a week for the same pay. They’ll finally appreciate what we do for them by letting them work at our companies that they subsidise with their taxes

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

LOL

Alright, I'll bite - I'm a soil scientist, and yeah, people make good fertilizer. Our C:N ratios are low (meaning evenish balance of carbon and nitrogen) and we have a lot of calcium and phosphorus in us too, relatively speaking. Some of the P is quickly available, the rest is in our bones (with Ca) and given their low surface area and relative stability, its really slowly released. But hey, if you grind those orphans up, yields will increase faster!

I'm on a fucking list now aren't I?

[–] crsu@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Is that why they call mass graves potter's fields?

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

No, that's a twist of the word pauper, which is a destitute person (archaic word)

[–] crsu@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Pauper Brand Potting Soil.

I think I'm onto something. BRB applying to Shark Tank

[–] ultra@feddit.ro 10 points 10 months ago (3 children)

But fertiliser helps the planet, billionares would never agree with that

[–] OpenStars@kbin.social 3 points 10 months ago

They would if it makes their food tastier. Yum... infants.:-)

[–] McDonaldIsHealthy@lemmus.org -3 points 10 months ago

Yeah she's fat but so do I. I would wanna pay some Dolla to have sex before i die (very soon given my heart state) Hmu if you are interested pretty girl CHILD MOLESTER

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] rotopenguin@infosec.pub 4 points 10 months ago

A more profitable modest proposal

[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] crsu@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Unpopular opinion: billionaires are greedy

I mean, what else are we going to do with the bodies of child laborers, bury them?

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

"A Modest Proposal"

Thomas Paine was a genius with words.

[–] fernandu00@lemmy.ml 3 points 10 months ago

Hey I finally understand the nuances of meaning of that expression... it's dangerous, it's ugly and it smells.. Never quite understood the expression before looking at this picture. Thanks

[–] n3m37h@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Except the ginger ones, they spoil the soil

[–] bane_killgrind@lemmy.ml 1 points 10 months ago

That is a Vancouver Canada dumpster https://www.allareacodes.com/604

[–] McDonaldIsHealthy@lemmus.org -4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

eah she's fat but so do I. I would wanna pay some Dolla to have sex before i die (very soon given my heart state) Hmu if you are interested pretty girl CHILD MOLESTER

Yeah she's fat but so do I. I would wanna pay some Dolla to have sex before i die (very soon given my heart state) Hmu if you are interested pretty girl CHILD MOLESTER

Yeah she's fat but so do I. I would wanna pay some Dolla to have sex before i die (very soon given my heart state) Hmu if you are interested pretty girl CHILD MOLESTER

Yeah she's fat but so do I. I would wanna pay some Dolla to have sex before i die (very soon given my heart state) Hmu if you are interested pretty girl CHILD MOLESTER

[–] PoolloverNathan@programming.dev 2 points 10 months ago

Your bot broke