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Ik ik but control yourselfs (lemmy.world)
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[–] MrGerrit@feddit.nl 213 points 1 year ago (3 children)

It's gotta be Richard of course.

[–] amelia@feddit.org 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Richard McDickface

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[–] Technus@lemmy.zip 19 points 1 year ago

This is the only correct answer.

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[–] ramius345@sh.itjust.works 80 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Richard.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

McRichardface

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[–] Zoot@reddthat.com 77 points 1 year ago (2 children)

How has no one said Dickface? Or is that too on the nose

[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

That is called low hanging fruit. It's funny, but lots of people already thought about it.

It is the solid choice, though.

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[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

Nobody nose, nobody nose...

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 50 points 1 year ago

Little Richard

[–] AM_Butts@lemmy.world 50 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Sir Richard Johnson

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[–] Microplasticbrain@lemm.ee 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dicknose McBallcheeks

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[–] Zier@fedia.io 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pria-puss ( aka Priapus) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapus

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[–] tubbadu@lemmy.kde.social 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What about Penix?

[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago

Richard

[–] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (7 children)

Captain Winky

Count Dickula

Dingaling

Drumstick

Fiddlestick

Frankfurter

Fuzz Baton

Gherkin

Hermes

Javelin

Jimmy Joystick

Kielbasa

Knobbins

Lieutenant Dangle

Lollipop

Moby Dick

Mr. McFlutey

Oboe

Peepers

Pickles

Pinky

Pistol Pete

Popsicle

Rodney

Schniedel

Screwdriver

Shillelagh

Slim Jim

Spigot

Stiffie

Swizzlestick

Tadger

Teeny Zucchini

Tooly

Twigberry

Uncle Reamus

Unicorn

Wangdoodle

Wibbles

Willie

Woody

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 8 points 1 year ago

Schlong

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[–] Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dickhead?

[–] Cascio@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You mean, Richard Cranium.

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

Richard Cranium sounds like a very, very posh cat.

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[–] Mangoholic@lemmy.ml 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Rani (Dick in Quetchua, Inca language) Nobody will know

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[–] dingus182@endlesstalk.org 24 points 1 year ago

Moby

[–] Draegur@lemm.ee 23 points 1 year ago

Richard Johnson

[–] Darkard@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Rod

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[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Biggus

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[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Little finger.

As in the face looks like it’s giving me a little finger.

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why does everyone want Richard?

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Everyone loves Dick

[–] pepperjacques@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I.C. Weiner

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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

Dickens

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Donger

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[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 year ago

Prince Albert. You can't unsee it.

[–] holycrap@lemm.ee 15 points 1 year ago

If you want to avoid a penis-related name, you could go with candle.

[–] frankgrimeszz@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Johnny Sack.

Furballz.

[–] demizerone@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Cheney

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[–] h3mlocke@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago

Shaft! You damn right.

[–] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Fuck Nose.

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[–] Angry_Autist@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Priapuss

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[–] istoff@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Fur balls

[–] tabris@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Facciotina di Cazzo

[–] SlowRoastedMadness@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Richard Head

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[–] Sternburgexport@feddit.org 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'd call him dickhead

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[–] Wolf314159@startrek.website 10 points 1 year ago

Don Glover

[–] BlueBeard@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Dick Dastardly

[–] xcutie@linux.community 9 points 1 year ago

Dicky McDickface

[–] p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Penis

[–] Lifebandit666@feddit.uk 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's Cock Nose

[–] Brickhead92@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dickface

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