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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] borf@lemmynsfw.com 69 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Bryant

Bryan dog

its the details that make the greentext

[–] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] davidgro@lemmy.world 30 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

The dog is Brian.
'Huge fan of the show' can't even spell the name of their favorite major character.

[–] cheddar@programming.dev 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

To be fair, Family Guy is not a book to know how the Brain's name should be written!

[–] davidgro@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

It has credits at the end, Pinky.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 months ago

Bryan dog is golden.

[–] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Really? Traumatized by porn at 18 years old?

[–] AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 38 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I have a feeling saying anything less than 18 would have gotten the post deleted

[–] mynameisigglepiggle@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Yeah they probs just added a 1

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago
[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 28 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Is.. is there really a live action family guy porno with a man in a dog suit?

[–] cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 38 points 3 months ago (3 children)

That's just the super casual stuff. The rabbit hole goes deeeep and I eternally regret poking my head inside.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 18 points 3 months ago

I'm with the other commenter. You possess the forbidden knowledge. You must share it, lest you damn others to follow your path.

[–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Share your wisdom so we don't need to bleach our own eyes

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 months ago

But I don't want to see the rabbit hole neither.

[–] wondrous_strange@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

I believe it is called 'rule34'

[–] FatTony@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Uhhh hey Peter, remember the time? Remember the time, Peter?

[–] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] FatTony@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Hey Giggety, I gotta raaeeeermmm..... Giggety! Remember the time, Peter??

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

It will be this one.

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Thank goodness Stewie wasn't in the video.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Thank goodness Brian was a costume.