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[–] celeste@kbin.earth 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

Wouldn't you? 😄

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Funny as this is, it may also be an extreme case of selective enforcement.

[–] TriflingToad@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

holy shit thank you for actually giving a name for this i can actually explain it to people now

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago (5 children)
[–] BillSchofield@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago

Not much, what's UP with you?

[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 months ago

Where you mean?

Michigan: Upper Peninsula India: Uttar Pradesh

[–] HejMedDig@feddit.dk 6 points 2 months ago

Indian version of Florida man

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 months ago

Guy in the article: Got fired. :-(

[–] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago

The biggest fan of the Union Pacific Railroad.

[–] alphapuggle@programming.dev 17 points 2 months ago

Until then, Mr Parihar wore a bike helmet while driving to avoid more fines.

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

Maybe it was a rallye 😆

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 6 points 2 months ago

Uttar Pradesh? That place which is known especially for horrific crimes against women? Maybe the police could be doing something better with their time.