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What a relief! I was kinda getting worried (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by WhisperingEye@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.ml

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I want to thank everyone who gave me a bunch of great advice

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[–] Jtee@lemmy.world 41 points 1 year ago

I like when stories have a happy ending

[–] cosmicrose@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I’m proud of you.

[–] WhisperingEye@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That full stop is giving me anxiety

[–] cypherix93@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm proud of you?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

I'm proud of you‽

[–] salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I was wondering why you were still holding on to last year's shit. Glad to know everything came out alright!

[–] WhisperingEye@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Apparently my ass holds grudges

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

Just so you know, I was concerned myself about having not pooped this year so I shared your last post with my girlfriend to show that I wasn't alone in my poopy predicament!

Needless to say, we've been awaiting this update 🫡

[–] Restaldt@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

Babe wake up new lemmy lore just dropped

[–] EdanGrey@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 year ago

Huzzah!

[–] wizenheimer@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just remember the rule of 3. More than 3 times a day or less than once every 3 days is considered unhealthy. Anything between that should be fine

[–] DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

This is lemmy. We go at least three days without pooping.

[–] match@pawb.social 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Today is gonna be the day that you're gonna throw it back to poop

[–] Aggravationstation@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

By now, you should have dropped trou' and done what you had to do

[–] Sharpiemarker@startrek.website 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hydrate and bidet.

[–] androidul@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

first poop in 2024

[–] Electric_Druid@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

The update we needed

[–] farfarawaay@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I poop now, as I read this, in solidarity ✊

[–] cypherix93@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

me too, stand strong my brothers and sisters ✊

[–] yngmnwntr@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Please don't stand until the show is complete.

[–] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

Bah, three days, that's nothing! There was this guy on Reddit who didn't go for a month and a half and had to get unplugged at the hospital!

[–] FinishingDutch@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Mazel tov!

[–] lymingseng@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Literally shitpost

[–] Bennettiquette@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

i want you to know, i specifically looked for your update post. so glad you have found resolution.

[–] HootinNHollerin@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 year ago

The body is evolving to be more efficient…

[–] TWeaK@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

So is that beating the record or what?

[–] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You really should not have done that. Everyone who ever died has pooped.

[–] OldWoodFrame@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

I suspect that is not accurate because of babies that only live for a few minutes or birth defects that require a colostomy.

But everyone who poops, eventually dies.

[–] jenny_ball@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

i always read these in the voice of lemiwinks from South park.

[–] Syudagye@pawb.social 1 points 1 year ago

i am glad to ear that

[–] WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Glad it all worked out in the end

[–] DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

*Glad it all worked out of your end.

[–] Pinklink@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

And? How was it?? I want consistency, color, smell, difficulty etc.

Details are what make for a good story

[–] Enzy@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

I'm pooping right now

Lord have mercy