this post was submitted on 17 Oct 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 62 points 1 month ago
[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 55 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Anon got digitally violated.

[–] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 46 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Do people have any idea what being autistic means?

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 17 points 1 month ago

For them, apparently an excuse

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 16 points 1 month ago

I think 4chan is adamant in using definitions the wrong way.

You know

'trolling'

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 month ago

Unfortunately, it seems to be thrown around by people who are trying to avoid blame for bad behavior. A lot of IP2 streamers yell that they are autistic to persuade people not to call the police. This stuff eventually filters through the internet to the point that people are using the word autistic in association with bad behaviors that have nothing to do with actual autism.

[–] weker01@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] emptiestplace@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago

Insightful, thanks!

[–] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I don't think so, especially people who treat it like a badge of honor or superpower.

[–] TwentySeven@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago

You gotta pay the troll toll to get into this boy's hole

[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How loose is anons butthole?

[–] cRazi_man@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago
[–] voracitude@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago

No history, no origin, it just exists. Lmfao

[–] Banichan@dormi.zone 18 points 1 month ago

we do a little penetrating

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

My gf woke me up with a blowjob. She's a literal rapist! /S

[–] Anivia@feddit.org 9 points 1 month ago

Not enough information in the greentext to conclude that

[–] Rakonat@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

Anon needs to stop dating his sister.

[–] Senseless@feddit.org 12 points 1 month ago

Can someone rent this gf? Asking for a friend.

[–] Draegur@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago

Wife material.

[–] IMNOTCRAZYINSTITUTION@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

if anyone ever tried this on me I'm catching 25 to life

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 month ago

That is the length of an average successful marriage, yes.