this post was submitted on 17 Oct 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 63 points 4 months ago
[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 55 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Anon got digitally violated.

[–] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 46 points 4 months ago (6 children)

Do people have any idea what being autistic means?

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 17 points 4 months ago

For them, apparently an excuse

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 16 points 4 months ago

I think 4chan is adamant in using definitions the wrong way.

You know

'trolling'

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 4 months ago

Unfortunately, it seems to be thrown around by people who are trying to avoid blame for bad behavior. A lot of IP2 streamers yell that they are autistic to persuade people not to call the police. This stuff eventually filters through the internet to the point that people are using the word autistic in association with bad behaviors that have nothing to do with actual autism.

[–] weker01@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] emptiestplace@lemmy.ml 4 points 4 months ago

Insightful, thanks!

[–] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

I don't think so, especially people who treat it like a badge of honor or superpower.

[–] TwentySeven@lemmy.world 32 points 4 months ago

You gotta pay the troll toll to get into this boy's hole

[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 23 points 4 months ago (1 children)

How loose is anons butthole?

[–] cRazi_man@lemm.ee 6 points 4 months ago
[–] voracitude@lemmy.world 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 4 points 4 months ago

No history, no origin, it just exists. Lmfao

[–] Banichan@dormi.zone 19 points 4 months ago

we do a little penetrating

[–] Rakonat@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago

Anon needs to stop dating his sister.

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago

My gf woke me up with a blowjob. She's a literal rapist! /S

[–] Anivia@feddit.org 9 points 4 months ago

Not enough information in the greentext to conclude that

[–] Senseless@feddit.org 13 points 4 months ago

Can someone rent this gf? Asking for a friend.

[–] Draegur@lemm.ee 11 points 4 months ago

Wife material.

[–] IMNOTCRAZYINSTITUTION@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

if anyone ever tried this on me I'm catching 25 to life

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 4 months ago

That is the length of an average successful marriage, yes.