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[–] robdor@lemmynsfw.com 54 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is there a word for multiple levels of irony?

[–] bobbytables@discuss.tchncs.de 54 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

In German we call that a "Schildbürgerstreich". Yeah, no kidding, we have a word especially for things like that.

It refers to a foolish or absurd act, often involving a misunderstanding or misapplication of logic, typically in a humorous context - especially around buildings. The term comes from the "Schildbürger" tales, which depict the antics of the supposedly foolish citizens of the fictional town of Schildburg.

Edit: the fictional town was called Schila - thanks to diplomjodler3 for pointing it out!

[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 31 points 1 month ago

At least our language was prepared for that fire, when the fire department wasn't.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The town was called Schilda. Legend has it that the citizens of this town were very wise and sought after as advisors everywhere in the country. Then one day they were fed up with that and decided to be total fools from then there out.

[–] bobbytables@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 month ago

You are right! Brain fart on my side with Schildburg... Schilda is correct!

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

"That's not how fires are supposed to work!"

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

"I'll just put this fire over here with the other fire"

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

@Blaze@sopuli.xyz

WHAT DID YOU DOOOOOO???

Edit: Does that tag him? I thought it would be clickable...

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

It seems to work with Voyager

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Mango@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Stuff like this tends to be an "everyone assumed someone else was on it".

[–] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 8 points 1 month ago

The cause of the blaze has yet to be ascertained but initial reports suggested a battery charger may have overheated.

Friendly reminder that this can happen to anyone.

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

I have a dream. It's not a big dream, it's just a little dream. My dream - and I hope you don't find this too crazy - is that I would like the people of this community to feel that if, God forbid, there were a fire, calling the fire department would actually be a wise thing to do. You can't have people, if their houses are burning down, saying, "Whatever you do, don't call the fire department!" That would be bad.

C.D. Bales, Roxanne

[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 1 month ago

Where's that sour note playing Riker when you need him?