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[–] Digestive_Biscuit@feddit.uk 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sea Gulls do this but with their feet and not sticks. The worms think it's raining from the sound and come up to the surface to get eaten.

[–] Lifebandit666@feddit.uk 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Digestive_Biscuit@feddit.uk 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sea Gulls don't have hands and can't use sticks like that.

[–] Lifebandit666@feddit.uk 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You're acting like birds are actually real or something

[–] Digestive_Biscuit@feddit.uk 3 points 1 year ago

They're not. They're CIA robots.

[–] Louisoix@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But it is wrong, worms don't think!

[–] Lifebandit666@feddit.uk 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Haha I've just come from a comment about Brexit, and I'd argue that a lot of Humans don't think either.

[–] Digestive_Biscuit@feddit.uk 3 points 1 year ago

Perhaps the worms represent the average person, the sticks represent the media and the hands are those of politicians.

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Worms love Stone Age Wi-Fi.

[–] VinesNFluff@pawb.social 6 points 1 year ago

Would you still love Jesus if he were a worm

[–] wuphysics87@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The power of christ compels you

[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 year ago

The power of WORM compels you

[–] Jezebelley3D@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

🎶 "Use 2 sticks to make it in the nature." 🎶

[–] RaoulDook@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

My 2-sticks bring all the worms to the yard

[–] gnate@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Summon worms for your Tom Waits cover song by playing the Earth like a bass.

[–] Th4tGuyII@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

It's worm morse code, "my parents aren't home today"

[–] S_204@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Tremors plot origin.

[–] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Sustainable exorcism using rainforest certified materials only

[–] JungleJim@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

Underground marionettes?

[–] don@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

How to start your car.

[–] RedditRefugeeTom@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

How to clear out any excess debris in your leach field!

[–] Octopus1348@lemy.lol 4 points 1 year ago

If you do this, the system will bug out and an explosion will happen underground which makes worms and other animals blast out.

How to repel vampiric wyrms.

[–] RatsOffToYa@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

"We're trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty"

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

It's a new and ingenious method to cure constipation

[–] rug_burn@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

Stephen King's latest novel, "Worm Semetary"

[–] mpldr@beehaw.org 4 points 1 year ago

To exorcise parasites from the earth, ram a cross into the ground and ~~magic~~ godly waves will drive then out

[–] TheOakTree@beehaw.org 3 points 1 year ago

Guide to playing Silkbind Shockwave HH in MonHun Rise.

[–] wuphysics87@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again

[–] csm10495@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Whacking Day

[–] x4740N@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Earth Worm Concert

[–] Xyloph@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

Worms hate ground wifi

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Revolutionary tapeworm treatment

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