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[–] potatobro@lemmy.blahaj.zone 49 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Born to shit... Forced to wipe πŸ˜“

[–] resin85@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago

Sometimes it's like wiping a marker

[–] Dr_Fetus_Jackson@lemmy.world 33 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I bought bidets for the house during the COVID toilet paper lunacy and it's likely the best personal hygiene investment I've ever made. I still get upset when I have to poop somewhere that doesn't have a bidet.

[–] devopspalmer@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

I installed mine during COVID lockdowns - wife got one as a gift for baby shower and we never used it but 2 years later I broke it out during the dark times for toilet paper and it saved our ass, literally. Definitely the best improvement ever, yet some people do feel weird about them, like middle schooler homophobia or some shit

[–] explodicle@local106.com 8 points 2 years ago

Japan was right all along

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago

This is why I pay free range chickens to peck the shit off my asshole. It keeps them out of the factory farms, reduces water use, provides the chicken a fair day wage for a fair day of work, and keeps my butthole squeaky clean.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah people are weird about bidets. They're obviously a great invention

[–] jcg@halubilo.social 6 points 2 years ago

"Piss on your arse" is so weirdly telling of how they conceptualise it...

[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

There are some people.....

[–] SuperRecording@lemmy.ml 17 points 2 years ago

'stream of water' is wrong characterization, it's about a power-washing jet -- blast off those poo particles

[–] BolexForSoup@kbin.social 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

All I’m seeing is someone who upvotes what they agree with and downvotes what they disagree with lol

[–] funkajunk@lemm.ee 22 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The original purpose was to upvote comments that added to the conversation and down vote those that didn't.

[–] funkajunk@lemm.ee 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Intent vs. actual use can vary wildly.

The guillotine was invented as a convenient way to slice your melons, but it was unfortunately misused.

[–] wolfshadowheart@slrpnk.net 12 points 2 years ago

Unfortunately? Sounds like you're a French bourgeoisie who needs an appointment with a guillotine!

[–] BolexForSoup@kbin.social 11 points 2 years ago

I don’t lol it’s a terrible way to operate. It’s common unfortunately but it’s not supposed to be how it works.

[–] thrawn@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

I like the extremely narrow opinion held by whoever took the original screenshot, judging from their use of the agree/disagree buttons. They believe that some form of washing is necessary, but only the exact amount of a bidetβ€” using soap is too much. A very specific middle ground.

[–] peanuts4life@beehaw.org 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I just dump a liter of bleach in the upper deck and remove the seat. Nothing cleans you up better than a good swirl.

[–] jollyrogue@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago

Lemmy needs a β€œVote for best of” feature.

[–] Thranduil@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

Or just dont shit simple.

[–] sleepmode@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

I got one after a surgery because I couldn’t touch my butthole without screaming. And I still thought they were weird. Now I can’t stand it if one isn’t available. Fwiw, if you are a relatively clean pooper the toilet paper is mainly for drying off.

[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 9 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Hello fellow Jerboa user!

Open source Lemmy clients ftw!

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[–] taanegl@beehaw.org 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I have a high pressure water system at the ready. Remember: if it isn't peeling skin off flesh, it's not effective enough.

[–] Montagge@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

I like to back flush my sinuses to help with my allergies

[–] spaphy@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I don't think I'm going to smell anyone's asshole in a nearby future and I pray you don't either, friend.

Wipe until clean, spray your anus with water, just get the job done and shower often.

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[–] kungkungblabak@mastodon.social 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

zizek-theory

but genuinely he has a bit about this. toilet habits are oddly politically important

[–] pinkdrunkenelephants@lemmy.cafe 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Who wants to tell them wet wipes exist?

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