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[–] SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 41 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I once listened to a true crime podcast, where the suspect claimed he was playing video games all afternoon. The police asked Sony to confirm, and they said he was indeed logged in to PSN, but was on the console's menu without playing a game. He simply left it on to create an alibi.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 23 points 10 months ago

Should have paid a 13 year old to watch your non existent cat and left it on the fortnight start screen...

[–] BugleFingers@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Just have an AI bot dick around on some game, boom, perfect alibi

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 4 points 10 months ago

The actual fuck. Is this why all games platforms are online-first now? Just for tracking

[–] afk_strats@lemmy.world 41 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Your post is an excuse to post a Gianni video (Columbo + Videogames)

https://youtu.be/NnDe2u5M7e8

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 10 points 10 months ago

Classic 4chan was mostly joke plagiarism. Therefore, this post is 4chan neonoir

[–] pugsnroses77@sh.itjust.works 27 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Jumuta@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

those aren't games they're money pits

[–] pugsnroses77@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

just how i like it

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 20 points 10 months ago

There’s just one thing bothering me, sir.

[–] Glasgow@lemmy.ml 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Bought it for spiderman and have no regrets.

[–] CaptnNMorgan@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Spider-Man, God of War, Last of Us, Ghost of Tsushima, etc...

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ohh come on, at least make an effort to spell "Stadia" correctly!

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Anon ain't got no alibi? Does that mean they're U G L Y?

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 10 months ago
[–] unknown1234_5@kbin.earth 3 points 10 months ago

"they never said I played good games sir."

[–] biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

Anon was probably watching porn on the browser, wouldn't be surprising.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)
[–] CaptnNMorgan@lemmy.world -1 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Oh yeah. What's Spider-Man, God of War, Ratchet and Clank, Last of Us, Ghost of Tsushima, Final Fantasy, etc...? I've never heard of any of those either

[–] CaptnNMorgan@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

What does Xbox have?

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] CaptnNMorgan@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Xbox has....halo 1-reach lol. And they HAD some franchises they let rot. Sadly I'd say Microsoft is turning into Sega but software successful version

[–] CaptnNMorgan@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Wait. So you agree with me? What does your initial reply mean? It's a picture of a bug on code?

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

I'd say that given the current climate theres a greater than 0 chance that Microsoft can pull anything out of their asses with all of these new (to them) studios.

[–] CaptnNMorgan@lemmy.world -3 points 10 months ago

This is an interesting take, my understanding was that PlayStation has significantly more exclusive games than Xbox.