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[–] PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat 93 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They don’t know whether there’s cool stuff in the new box. They wanted to check it out. Makes sense to me.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago

"The box! THE BOX!!"

[–] DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works 48 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Animals become accustomed to food being in traps, so they go into traps expecting food. It is a known phenomenon amongst trappers, I think they call it trap happy?

Racoons are also naturally curious so that might be helped.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 46 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In "Where the Red Fern Grows", they describe a homemade trap where a raccoon can reach through a circle of nails and grasp a shiny object like a piece of mirror, etc. Their paw is now too big to fit through it and they are stuck, even though they could let go and leave any time!

On an unrelated note, I can't quit my job because I don't want to lose my health insurance there...

[–] killingspark@feddit.org 35 points 1 month ago (1 children)

On an unrelated note, I can't quit my job because I don't want to lose my health insurance there...

Didn't expect accurate yet sarcastic commentary on the state of our society in a thread about raccoons being cute idiots

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Aren't we all just cute idiots in the end?

[–] killingspark@feddit.org 7 points 1 month ago

I certainly hope someone thinks that's the case

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 42 points 1 month ago

Curios Bois be curios

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] bassomitron@lemmy.world 41 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That's because they've been frantically digging at the bottom of the cage, tearing up all the grass. I was trying to catch a groundhog and caught a raccoon instead. Little asshole was the most vicious, savage beast I'd ever seen. He wouldn't even leave after setting it free, he turned around and death glared at me before finally running off.

[–] remotelove@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 month ago

It just wanted a hug, s'all.

You won this round, human, but watch your back.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago

They were curious :(

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 23 points 1 month ago

I don't think you can say "coons" anymore. I think the preferred term is now "pandas experiencing trash-identity"...

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 14 points 1 month ago

New friends

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

now i yearn for more cute pictures of raccoons, well done OP

[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 6 points 1 month ago

They're so cute I'm screaming