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Not the hotdogs!

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[–] kescusay@lemmy.world 62 points 1 week ago (6 children)

For the record:

  • The New Zealand Herald is a credible source: https://mediabiasfactcheck.com/new-zealand-herald/
  • Radio Free Asia is a credible source: https://mediabiasfactcheck.com/radio-free-asia/
  • Kim Jong Un is a brutal dictator who starves the people of North Korea, and news stories that document his atrocities aren't racist.
  • If you want to come to this sub to argue in favor of fascist regimes, don't be surprised when your account is banned and your content is removed.
  • The story stays. It's from a legitimate news source, and it's a very bizarre, Onion-y headline.
[–] StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 39 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (25 children)

For the record, "arguing in favor of a fascist regime" also appears to mean questioning if this article is actually true. Admittedly, they didn't do the best job. This "brigade" from .ml was an astounding two people, plus one who responded to me with a snarky comment.

Given the originating article was actually from The Sun, a right-wing tabloid, I'm a little skeptical. The Radio Free Asia bit was in reference to a November 2024 article about the crackdown on the other mentioned dishes. Not coming from a tabloid, I'm much less skeptical there.

Also for the record, I commented once in a .ml "Fuck Cars" post. Looking forward to seeing if browsing by all makes me a pro-fascist North Korean supporter.

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[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 17 points 1 week ago

Misread it as "Kim Jong un-bans hotdogs" at first and was confused why cooking them was still an act of treason.

[–] TammyTobacco@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So were the hot dogs banned, or Un-banned?

[–] Buffalox@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Goddammit that's too funny.
Kim Jong un-bans hotdogs. 😜

[–] TurtleOnASkateboard@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 week ago
[–] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Mmmmmm . . . treason dogs."

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[–] distantsounds@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Hotdogs/sausages are the perfect food. They are intestine shaped and that’s smart design. Peak art

[–] Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Okay, time to go. If @kescusay@lemmy.world is not even willing to CONSIDER that RFA might be bullshiting on this picked-up Article from The Sun, then I don't want to spend my time here.

This is the same shit as with Tankies, just in blue.

[–] TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago

Bye then, I guess?

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[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Other forms of cooking are fine, but boiling hot dogs should be illegal everywhere (grilling is where it’s at, baby). Regardless, calling it treason is a bit much, and pretty weird.

[–] SarcasticMan@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There is something magical about an all-beef dog boiled in Colorado Kool-Aid.

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