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[–] Pistcow@lemm.ee 21 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

The only way to stop a Drunk is a good Drunk with a Drunk....

[–] ShepherdPie@midwest.social 7 points 6 months ago

Yeah the headline really leaves you with a nice surprise when you read the article.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 9 points 6 months ago

A father walks in on his son masturbating and says "if you keep that up, you're going to go blind." The son responds "I'm over here, Dad."

[–] treadful@lemmy.zip 6 points 6 months ago

The first two paragraphs 👌

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

The second driver

[–] kescusay@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked, have been sacked.