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short answer, this is why american politics is fucked.

[–] nevaseerius@sh.itjust.works 38 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I was a super weird, isolated and badly socialized abused kid with nearly unlimited internet access from a way-too-young-age and looking back I think I had a lot of conversations with adults like this where they were checking to make sure I wasn't going off the deep end

[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 7 points 2 days ago

Yeah. Mom was checking if kiddo liked murder.

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 123 points 3 days ago (1 children)

She’s worried anon has serial killer potential and doesn’t know how to talk to him about it is my guess.

[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 37 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Or he wants to be a dentist, not a misfit.

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 17 points 2 days ago

Unexpected Hermey!

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 3 points 2 days ago

Now she's certain he doesn't have the makings of becoming a dentist.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 132 points 3 days ago (2 children)

We're inclined to laugh, but maybe if we were all this dumb there'd be no such thing as credit default swaps

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 54 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If we were all that dumb, our currency would be backed by debt derivatives...

[–] jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This line of humor requires people to be educated. Please tone it down.

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

Best I can do is incorporate colors and shapes with frame cuts every 1-3 seconds and put it on Xiaohongshu with TTS at 92bpm.

[–] olafurp@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Swiggety swooty coming for the 2008 mortgage booty