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[–] radix@lemmy.world 87 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Probably just figuring out how to have a page with the 2nd Amendment included, but not the 1st, 4th, 14th, 19th, and probably a few others

[–] extremeboredom@lemmy.world 35 points 5 months ago (1 children)

2nd and 13th are all they care about.

[–] pivot_root@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)

13th? Not a chance... unless you're only talking about the part where slavery is legal for someone who is incarnated.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 47 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The canary is dying over there.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

The canary croaked in November. The minors are already gasping for air.

[–] lumpybag@reddthat.com 39 points 5 months ago (1 children)

They cleaned every subpage off the site

[–] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 32 points 5 months ago

Yeah, a whole bunch of pages aren't working. Could just be a redesign rolling out as gracefully as every other Trump policy.

[–] Dragomus@lemmy.world 22 points 5 months ago

Trump is probably regretting giving away all those pens, they're all needed to scribble on the constitution and mark things redacted.

[–] paraphrand@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago

I wonder if the new site is going to have a crypto exchange included.

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 13 points 5 months ago

Sounds about right.

[–] Awkwardly_Frank@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago

That is a terrible title and sloppy reporting. They have not included a constitution page in the New website. With this administration that’s not a bug, it’s a feature.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 7 points 5 months ago

This webpage sucks.

[–] schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Kind of a non-story that whitehouse.gov is completely redesigned (and pages added and removed) when there is a new president, has happened every time so far.

[–] dantheclamman@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Here's an article from when Biden set up his new site. No mass 404 issues, and when a URL did 404 they linked to the archive of the prior admin's site. Biden transition ensured continuity from the prior admin, which is impressive since Trump White House was complete radio silence. https://wptavern.com/biden-white-house-sticks-with-wordpress-for-website-relaunch

[–] walter@friendica.world 2 points 5 months ago

@dantheclamman That will not be the reason but I was looking at the website of the National Archives.

And there I found that some of the old archived White house websites do not longer provide ipV4 support. Never seen something like that before.

[–] kreskin@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

We werent using those laws anyway.