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[–] Majorllama@lemmy.world 51 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The existence of casual sex implies the existence of ranked competitive sex.

Jokes aside some people need an emotional connection to have sex. Many do not.

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 24 points 6 days ago (4 children)

There is in fact ranked competitive sex:

Is it segregated by gender or just dominated by women?

[–] Majorllama@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I wish I could pretend like I don't know who any of those people are.

I'm surprised Belle Delphine is still pulling those numbers. I thought once she gave up the goods so to speak that everything would collaps. I guess I'm happy for her?

Idk who the rest of those people are... Is that the catch me outside girl? She's old enough for porn now?? Fuck what happened to the time.

Edit: fat fingered something

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Not an expert but I thought most OF models don't actually have sex in their content, they just sell nudes and interact with fans. Am I wrong there?

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

Idk I’m not a simp

[–] tooting_lemmy@lemm.ee 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I'm surprised the Cash me outside girl is number one.

[–] thebigslime@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

Thank you Dr. Phil lmao

[–] sprittytinkles@sh.itjust.works 81 points 6 days ago (4 children)

I only have ranked competitive sex.

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)

What league are you on OnlyFans?

[–] derpgon@programming.dev 18 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] veroxii@aussie.zone 7 points 6 days ago

At least it's an honest grind.

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 5 points 6 days ago

freakin casuals

[–] Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

For heterosexuals, ranked PnV

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 days ago

For bisexuals, ranked PvP.

[–] SVcross@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Maybe you could go for the silver and come second this time

For an attentive lover, coming second means winning first.

[–] SVcross@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Only with TAS

[–] HelixDab2@lemm.ee 20 points 5 days ago

There's nothing wrong with not wanting casual sex. There's nothing wrong with wanting it.

The problem comes from saying that what you want is the only right thing, and that everyone that doesn't want the same thing you do is wrong. Or from being deceptive about what you want in order to coerce the other person into sex.

[–] NaevaTheRat@vegantheoryclub.org 32 points 6 days ago

Anon has sex with a woman, immediately regrets it.

Never change 4Chan.

[–] OmgItBurns@discuss.online 31 points 6 days ago

Folks, some people don't like casual sex. Some people do. Depends a lot on why a person likes sex, if they like sex, I suppose.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 38 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Dude has that Abrahamic guilt conditioning.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Not necessarily. Sex, even casual sex, can complicate or completely destroy a relationship. If I had drunken casual sex with a coworker I'd have regrets.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Since you're making this comment, I'm guessing you are not at all religious?

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 9 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Unless discordianism counts, not in the slightest. For me it would be about the potential drama.

[–] Disaster@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

There is an adjustment period, which is often uncomfortable.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 days ago

And with a coworker, could completely fuck your life up if it goes sideways. No thanks.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 32 points 6 days ago

Has consensual sex feel guilty

Are you Catholic?

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 21 points 6 days ago (3 children)

It absolutely is.

[–] Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It's when preceding events cause sex to happen.

[–] DaPorkchop_@lemmy.ml 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Its existence also implies the existence of sex which occurs spontaneously and without warning, independently of all preceding events.

[–] Droechai@lemm.ee 2 points 4 days ago

It's horrible when taking the bus for example. Just sitting minding your business and the BAM spontaneous sex with the busdriver and everyone gets late for work

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

It's like picrel apparently.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 6 days ago

How about just having sex and then a nice conversation in bed? Maybe dude isn't able to do the second part and it gets awkward.

Tell you what. I'll be the pinch hitter for future casual sex. Just dip out and I'll take the hit for you.

[–] tooting_lemmy@lemm.ee 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I feel like casual sex will probably help you find a long term relationship. All my relationships started with a hookup. My marriage did too.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 8 points 6 days ago

I feel the same way but about hanging out and not having sex.

[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 13 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Real man only have competitive sex /s

[–] _cryptagion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

This dude is either Catholic, or gay and he doesn't realize it.

Fits with the fake/gay bit.

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 days ago

maybe he just doesn't like sex

[–] AlexisFR@jlai.lu 4 points 6 days ago

Show us the answers please!

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