this post was submitted on 03 Feb 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 80 points 5 months ago (6 children)

RuneScape had the best text chat, change my mind

[–] Voyajer@lemmy.world 30 points 5 months ago

glow1:wave2:Bank Sale!

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 27 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It seriously did. I loved doing rainbow letters that would ungulate

[–] ma1w4re@lemm.ee 17 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] Kitathalla@lemy.lol 30 points 5 months ago (1 children)

No, no, he clearly meant hooved animal speech. Maybe an odd looking sheep that you just can't shear.

[–] chknbwl@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

don't trust the walrus

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] ma1w4re@lemm.ee 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I think he made a mistake in his word and had written "ungulate" which probably should've been "undulate". My bad if it wasn't clear what I was trying to say.

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Stupid autocorrect. Lmao I'm leaving it

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Thank you, it was a great chuckle inducer!

[–] subtext@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

When you had something to sell in person off the GE was the crucible of learning to type.

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

Lol, I've played RuneScape since before the GE was added, lemme tell you, West Varrock bank in the Pre-GE days was unreal

All manner of text effects just flying everywhere, I lost out on many a good deal because I missed the message in the sea of messages lol

West Varrock bank is why the GE is located where it's located

[–] aimizo@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

It’s still there

[–] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago
[–] rabber@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

A q p

....W

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 56 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I swear to God I think I interacted with this person before

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 26 points 5 months ago

There was always one standing outside the bank

[–] SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 48 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] Alk@sh.itjust.works 24 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 20 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] sir_pronoun@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago

No, those are mysterious anal beads

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago

How mysterious

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 38 points 5 months ago

It did, had I saw that then I certainly would have thought so

[–] StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 months ago

I used to have an account with like all the holiday items, so I would go around to house parties with multiple sets and just swap them out throughout the party, good times

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 months ago

That knight got poo brain!

[–] Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 months ago

I think I met this dude.