this post was submitted on 31 Jan 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 124 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Little bro has a fantastic IT career ahead of him.

[–] knightly@pawb.social 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

20% chance little bro grows up into a trans catgirl.

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 51 points 1 year ago

With a fantastic IT career.

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Or alternatively Air Force, if he’s not the computer guy

[–] MishikoYuki@lemmynsfw.com 65 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Kid's cultured, he knows that knotted cock hits different 🥵

[–] Ummdustry@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)
[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 year ago

Nah, I doubt he's taking 12 inches at that age

[–] YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

That movie was actually really good, and the wolf villain was very well done IMO. But yeah that's awkward lol

[–] misterdoctor@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

It really was great. And I did wonder Death Wolf Big Cock so he’s not alone.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 26 points 1 year ago
[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 year ago

anon just wanted to share his own search history but was too afraid of saying it was his so he invented a whole story to say it wasn't his

[–] Kitathalla@lemy.lol 7 points 1 year ago

Poor anon. Now he has to live with the knowledge that his past history has led his little brother to the same tree with the same fruit he ate. That delicious, delicious fruit.

[–] Eyedust@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

Honestly, if you grew up with the internet from it's birth, you know there's a LOT weirder out there. It all just bounces off now that I have all this mental scar tissue built up. Death and guro tame af these days.

aww man i really hoped that would turn into how wholesome the movie actually was (i watched it and it was surprisingly good i would say)

[–] Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Your link works fine for me

[–] Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Works fine for me too now.

scratches head

time to clear search history and leave a note :)

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I can’t see the post D:

Any mirror?

[–] snue@feddit.dk 0 points 1 year ago (9 children)

Nothing wrong with being a furry <3

(posting this comment just to make sure everyone here agrees)

[–] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i think people disagree with the intent of the comment, more than the actual contents of the comment lmao

[–] snue@feddit.dk 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What is the perceived intent of the comment ?

homie is either, an autistic furry, or we are simply doing nested anon posting.

Nothing in between.

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