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[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 34 points 10 months ago (1 children)

[–] Blackout@kbin.social 29 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You can just print your own forklift license online, that's how I got started. They didn't realize it was fake until someone noticed it was signed in crayon.

[–] InputZero@lemmy.ml 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

A forklift licenses mean practically nothing. I've seen grown men who have been on a forklift their whole lives make stupid mistakes over and over while kids a fraction of their age without a license can flip dimes.

[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

We had a forklift operator who sold his car for cocaine. He would do an entire shift without his forklift stopping once. When he failed the drug test our offload time drastically increased.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago

Drug testing for cocaine is a rookie boss mistake. You gotta test for downers like pot and heroin that make your employees lazy. Uppers like cocaine and meth should be strongly encouraged.

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"everyday" = "mundane"

"every day" = "daily"

Here's your tree.

[–] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 10 points 10 months ago

And that's why I'm not allowed anywhere near the back dock unattended.

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

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