ElBarto

joined 1 year ago
[–] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

The longer you stare the more questions you ask yourself.

[–] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago

One of the founders of The Pirate Bay.

[–] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 10 points 10 months ago

And that's why I'm not allowed anywhere near the back dock unattended.

[–] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yeah that one, couldn't remember which kill screen it was.

[–] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 20 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

We should start saying that kid that got the ~~Pac man~~ Tetris kill screen is the greatest arcade game player in history. Just to piss this weird old man with a dyed "beard" and cheap AF looking American flag tie.

[–] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 months ago

Yeah you just gotta be the first to get the tracks into the system. When I uploaded some of my music to the system it was kinda weird how easy it was.

[–] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 13 points 10 months ago

I quite like them, haven't burnt myself when smoking a bong in a long time.

[–] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 51 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

First week of 2024 and I had to put my dog of 15 years down, 2024 can fuck right off already, I'm done with it.

[–] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 12 points 10 months ago

I really hope that back end is the charging port and you get to park you car like one of those toy cars that you you 'charge' up and fire across the room.

 

Inspired by that post of the fried egg flower I saw on Lemmy.

[–] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago

Yeah, it puts on a big show about it, I thought it was funny the first few times, but it became an asshole about it, standing up triggered it once.

[–] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago (2 children)

My watch gave up on me and would patronize me when I walked to the fridge by saying "Congratulations" for just walking down the hall.

[–] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Just run a hose and connect one of these.

 
 
 
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I did not ask for Kermit to be so buff, just a happy little accident.

 
 
 
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Altho he missed the flip.

 
 
 
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