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[–] i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 190 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Great point, Diddy. Let's punish the white men for their crimes, too.

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If he knows about it, I'm pretty sure it won't be hard for him to find a cop willing to take a statement these days...

[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 0 points 19 hours ago

He's still black, don't want to risk your life engaging murderous pigs

[–] Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 59 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Name names then.

Lets get em all.

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago

Donald Trump.

[–] Dkarma@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago

They got Epstein's list. Just post it

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 49 points 1 day ago

A solid point. But you're still a rapist and should be punished for that.

[–] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 49 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Only a matter of time until trump pardons him.

[–] jared@mander.xyz 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] RQG@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

Rape together.

[–] Chozo@fedia.io 27 points 1 day ago

Dang, you know what he's right. Guess we should let him go now, huh?

Like yeah, that's a very astute point to make. But you're not the one who should be making it.

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 19 points 1 day ago

Maybe he should tell us the names of these other white men.

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Buddy the only other high profile guy to recently get done for shit like this was Epstein, maybe don't make toooo much noise about justice not being served here....

[–] NOT_RICK_SANCHEZ@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wonder what took him so long to pull out this gem of a card!!

[–] Xeroxchasechase@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

I guess Elon Musk gesture has something to do with it...

[–] AshMan85@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] urquell@lemm.ee 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That doesn't make it right

[–] AshMan85@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

No one said it was.

[–] painfulasterisk1@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I agree, every guilty party should be punished severely, regardless of color, social class, religion, etc

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Or status as a current sitting president.

That's the exact defense he should use in court. I'm sure it will hold up well.

[–] uberdroog@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

What comes around...just wait