Well, a broken clock is right twice a day
this post was submitted on 27 Feb 2025
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Mine just says 88:88.
Florida's clock keeps blinking 14:88 for some reason...
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But your bestie Joel Greenberg is, Ron?
You gotta be real fucked up for Florida to reject you
I think they are at capacity for rapists with Trump and Gaetz already there.
I'm not American, so I don't know: can one state actually bar an American citizen from being in it?
No, they cannot.
They could extradite him if he has warrants and they’re willing; but that’s about the only time.
Thanks for clarifying that.
Usually it's prison, else not really
Sorry, bud, Florida says you're too rapey even for them
On an unrelated note, does anyone else think that Tristan looks like Romanian Ryan Reynolds?
They're not Romanian, they're US-British. They just moved to Romania because they thought police are less likely to investigate sexual assault cases there.
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why is andrew tate even relevant, i dont know who he is aside from he hates women
I never figured out why Paris Hilton's sex tape was relevant at the time. Before the sex tape she wasn't a public figure, or a celebrity. She was just daughter to the Hilton hotels founder. So why would anyone treat THIS sex tape like the Pam Anderson/Tommy Lee sex tape? Pam and Tommy were both celebrities BEFORE the tape was leaked. But Paris? Nobody knew who she was.
Or the same thing with the Kardashians. Nobody knew them before the sex tape. I still don't know why people would care about them.
I guess what I'm asking here, is did tate ever have a sex tape leaked where some guy came all over his face while he was sucking it off? Apperently if you leak that sex tape, even talentless hacks can become celebrities.
Although......fair play to Paris. She's actually quite smart and doesn't deserve to be labeled in the same camp as tate.
I guess Ron is mostly upset that they aren't related to their victims.