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[–] Hafty@lemmy.world 50 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

I’m a Florida resident. Ron DeSantis sucks. Let me preface it. However, about 1-2x a year he does something that actually doesn’t suck.

[–] jetsetdorito@lemm.ee 12 points 1 hour ago

"a broken clock is right twice a day"

[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 hours ago

Florida just got rid of one pedo/rapist. He doesn't want a replacement.

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 36 points 7 hours ago (3 children)

...Trump-hating [Ron DeSantis] has disgraced himself by stating that [Andrew Tate] and [Tristan Tate] are not welcome in Florida!"

Did I miss something? Since when do DeSantis and Trump not align on their shit values?

But also, I mean, it doesn't have to be said, but fuck all of them with a chainsaw.

[–] LustyArgonianMana@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Well, their recruitment along with the Silk Road guy is all part of Trump's plans to start massive human trafficking and drug trafficking organizations. He needs their expertise in human trafficking so he forced Romania to let them come here.

The current node for human trafficking, to help cover where people are being sent, is Guantanamo (and Panama). That's Ron's old stomping grounds. And while I think he's cool with torture of "terrorists," he's not so into mass rape of women, egg farming, genocide to grave rob America. I think he also got freaked out by the Les Miserable song at the Governor's Ball (he cowered) and all the loud loud pushback he's experiencing from people calling in constantly to complain and also the protests.

Or maybe he's just mad they took the spot he wanted.

nbcnews.com/investigations/incoming-trump-administration-plans-deport-migrants-countries-rcna182896

nbcnews.com/news/rcna189522

semafor.com/article/02/06/2025/trump-administration-container-company-to-provide-temporary-migrant-housing

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/feb/27/trump-deportations-panama

https://www.npr.org/2025/02/24/nx-s1-5307156/immigration-dhs-memo-trump-migrant-detention-military-bases

[–] grue@lemmy.world 18 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

They align on their values but DeSantis considers himself Trump's rival for the presidency.

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

That's what makes his anti-Tate stance exceedingly cute, on so many levels. Not only does he lack the power or will or conviction of his words, but no-one one either side gives two shits what DeSantis has to say on this topic, or any other.

[–] LustyArgonianMana@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Well, the hilarious thing is, that DeSantis can side with the state's rights crew of NY, Maine, Washington, California so far, and he could also have his attorney generals or other people mess with Trump legally for taxes or other issues, eg Mar A Lago. He actually very much could be a headache for Trump just like he was for Disney.

[–] 4am@lemm.ee 7 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

The difference is that little Rhonda thinks he’s doing good. Trump is malicious.

[–] LustyArgonianMana@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

And Trump always underestimates people like Pence and DeSantis for being "stiff"

Anyone else think it's kinda funny Ted Cruz is so unlikable he's been shut out of all their stuff?

[–] Flatworm7591@lemmy.dbzer0.com 56 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Trump will probably give them cabinets posts, they seem suitably qualified to join his inner circle.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 15 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Department of human trafficking control

[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 hours ago

Department
Of
United
Collaborative
Human-trafficking
Efficiency

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 hours ago

Department of human trafficking ~~control~~. --FTFY

[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

We are establishing a department of rape and scams, and these guys know all about it. Look at them now. With a tear in their eyes, the Tate brothers said Mr. Trump we'd be honored to head the department of rape and scams, and we'll be sending you some bitches as soon as possible.

[–] Bosht@lemmy.world 19 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Nice to know that piece of shit has a line in the sand somewhere. 'convicted rapists and human traffickers' is a horrible line to have to get to but at least it's there? Still though, fuck DeSantis.

[–] charade_you_are@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 hours ago

Desantis is amazing. He knows how to lower the bar even as he is endorsing the most easy to realize right thing

[–] castlebravo404@lemmynsfw.com 10 points 5 hours ago

They still haven't prosecuted Gaetz.

[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 210 points 11 hours ago (4 children)

Is Florida finally at maximum capacity for rapists and weirdos?

[–] DrFistington@lemmy.world 8 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

You may be on to something. maybe there's a branigan's law about rapists and pedophiles in Florida. Once you hit a certain limit the state just stops accepting new ones.

Trump must be back at Mar-A-Lago rn

[–] tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 hour ago

Trump's quotes are indistinguishable from Brannigan's. There's even gameified versions of this online

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 25 points 9 hours ago

The bar was raised while Tate was in Romania. He’s gonna have to step it up to fit in now. A couple of swastika neck tattoos ought to do it.

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 9 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I hear Washington DC is taking applications

Do I hear Secretary of Women's Health?

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[–] rem26_art@fedia.io 53 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

man when you're too terrible for Florida conservatives to want you there, you know you're a terrible person

[–] DrFistington@lemmy.world 9 points 6 hours ago

I mean... He seems exactly like the kind of person they would want to associate with. He must have spilled a lot of beans while in, or to get out of prison.

[–] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 14 points 8 hours ago

Sounds like cabinet material.

[–] Gingerlegs@lemmy.world 125 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Weird, he’s their exact target market…???

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 24 points 9 hours ago

I wouldve figured he'd be hiring him as his campaign manager.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 82 points 10 hours ago (6 children)

What a weird conflict. I don't know who I want to win. Is it possible for them both to lose somehow? Like some kind of -1 sum game?

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 28 points 10 hours ago (12 children)

Send tate to florida. Then get out a saw, and cut Florida away and into the Ocean. Then use ropes to connect Hawaii and Alaska to the mainland.

Now you can claim that only connected states can be states. Also, international no fly, no sail zone 300 miles around florida at any time. No one leaves.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 19 points 7 hours ago

Bugs had the right idea in 1949.

[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 17 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

The only way in or out is via gay party boat ferry.

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[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 7 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

If I had to pick a state to send this asshole to...

[–] NoSpotOfGround@lemmy.world 15 points 5 hours ago

Plasma would be my recommendation.

[–] ExtremeDullard@lemmy.sdf.org 30 points 10 hours ago (5 children)

I have no idea who Andrew Tate is. So I looked him up on Wikipedia, and he seems like the kind of awful person who would be a darling of the MAGAsphere.

Could someone explain to me why DeSantis doesn't want him then?

[–] wagesj45@fedia.io 6 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

This is all you'll ever need to know about Andrew Tate.

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[–] cdf12345@lemm.ee 20 points 10 hours ago (7 children)

Desantis has make a huge show of “stopping human traffickers” and there’s no way he can welcome them without being called out on hypocrisy. He can pass this off as a “White House thing” and try to keep his position.

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 30 points 10 hours ago

Being called out on hypocrisy has never stopped a conservative before. Hell, it’s practically required.

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[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 32 points 10 hours ago

Desantis is clearly worried that Andrew Tate will push him out of the running for "biggest piece of shit in the United States"... These guys take that award very seriously

[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 33 points 10 hours ago

Good to see Romania is deporting criminal immigrants

[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 7 hours ago

But your bestie Joel Greenberg is, Ron?

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