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Just in case people didn't know they were heading into a personality cult dictatorship already.

[–] uebquauntbez@lemmy.world 47 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Doesn't DJT has to die soon for that?

[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

good way to cause a run on $50 bills when everyone refuses to accept a $100

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

Don't you have to be dead to be on currency? If so he can be on any bill he wants long as he is dead.

[–] h3adphones@lemmy.zip 43 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What a massive waste of taxpayer money.

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[–] UpperBroccoli@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 2 days ago (2 children)

When he's done, that bill will be as worthless as he is.

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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 35 points 2 days ago (1 children)

lol .... by the time they do pass regulations and laws to do all this .... 1 Trump will be worth nothing

It will be like the German Reichsmark and they'll be printing out so much of it, that these paper bills will be more valuable as a fuel source to cook your food than in actually purchasing anything of value.

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[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Not putting him on the $100,000 bill is slap in the face.

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[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (11 children)

"proposal"

Guys like always with GOP proposals, theyre just not realistic in any way.

I could list a hundred reasons from drug cartel soft power to petrodollar to NK USD forging (they're the fucking best at it, better than US mints)

[–] straightjorkin@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Changing the Gulf of Mexico was also just a proposal before he aped it for an eo.

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[–] nullpotential@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] makyo@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

In the tradition of USA currency being only for dead presidents - I will gladly allow Trump's face on any bill if he's the one to pull the trigger

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[–] Randomgal@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 days ago

This some alternate timeline bs, but also a great metaphor for what's going on in the US.

[–] SLVRDRGN@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Why stop there? Why not just call the whole country the United States of Trump?

/s

[–] NotLemming@lemm.ee 11 points 2 days ago

Oh I hope they do, then when all this is over people will be wiping their ass on his face. That will probably make him happy too.

[–] BigMacHole@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

I now KNOW what Conservatives will do when they FINALLY get Epstein's BLACK BOOK!

Put the People on CURRENCY!

[–] shadowDingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The only paper I want to see this man's face on is toilet paper.

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[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Thank God I only use electronic money

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