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Bravery (slrpnk.net)

submitted 3 months ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat 65 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

It is rare for something I see on the internet to make me bust out laughing.

[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 31 points 3 months ago (1 children)

There it is.

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 27 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

It almost wasn't 4chan

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 16 points 3 months ago

What do you call it when a West Virginian gets a girl horny?

Relative humidity

[–] danny801@lemm.ee 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

someone who does things simply because he is not afraid ... that person is not brave but an idiot.

Take this advice ... I'm not afraid of this.

[–] u_u@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 months ago

Exactly the point where this greentext evolved from generic motivational post to masterpiece.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I mean, it's a bit too dick-swingy and arrogant for my taste, but it ain't wrong either.

Drop the bullshit about cowardice, and there's some good advice in there.

[–] hypnicjerk@lemmy.world 51 points 3 months ago (2 children)

some good advice about nutting in your sister indeed

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

Only if she's a coward

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

Hey, keep it in the family.

I kinda figured I should specify that too, but where's the fun in that ;)

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 months ago

Some good stoic advice and then it took a dark turn.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Gay: It was his brother

Fake: It was the brother that came

[–] JehovasThickness@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's been a while since I was caught this off guard by a green text

[–] Soulg@ani.social 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

And it's not even a green text

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

It's got the spirit