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Anon meets pearl jam man (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 5 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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[–] iamericandre@lemmy.world 59 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Anon saw Jesus

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] perfectly_boiled_pizza@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

I heard he had a Honda. Not sure though as he didn't really talk that much about it.

[–] BzzBiotch@lemmy.world 29 points 5 months ago

Couldn’t get Eddie Vedder than that

[–] GrumpyDuckling@sh.itjust.works 20 points 5 months ago

Hell yeah BROTHER

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Thematically, perhaps it should have been last kiss, but I appreciate that the OOP wanted it to seem more believable. Plus there was no girlfriend in his car…

[–] HylicManoeuvre@mander.xyz 2 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

I was thinking Rearviewmirror

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

That guy was a hero - Better Man!

[–] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 7 points 5 months ago

I want to meet that guy. Could I be gay and not only OP?

[–] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee -1 points 5 months ago

if I heard pearl jam i would have fallen asleep on the spot