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[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 143 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Driving tired is just as dangerous as driving drunk, if not more; fall asleep for a few seconds and you might drift off the road or into another car and never wake up. Better to stop at the next possible spot and take a nap than to risk it!

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 42 points 2 months ago (3 children)

So don't drive drunk if I am tired? Got it

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago

Don't drive tired if you're drunk.

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 months ago

No, if you're tired, get drunk. Alcohol is an upper before it's a downer, so you'll have a short whole that you are better off!

(In case this is required, this is sarcasm.)

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I used to drive exhausted all the time due to my job. Two months ago I veered off the right side of the road. Immediately woke up because the van was bouncing a shit ton, then I kissed the guardrail. I might be dead if it wasn't for that guardrail. Lost my job because of it though.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago

As you should. Also, your job should be doing something to catch this as well, so they should be investigated by whatever authority covers this if it was work-related driving.

[–] iamericandre@lemmy.world 59 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I heard he had a Honda. Not sure though as he didn't really talk that much about it.

[–] BzzBiotch@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago

Couldn’t get Eddie Vedder than that

[–] GrumpyDuckling@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 months ago

Hell yeah BROTHER

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

Thematically, perhaps it should have been last kiss, but I appreciate that the OOP wanted it to seem more believable. Plus there was no girlfriend in his car…

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

That guy was a hero - Better Man!

[–] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 months ago

I want to meet that guy. Could I be gay and not only OP?

[–] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee -1 points 2 months ago

if I heard pearl jam i would have fallen asleep on the spot