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[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

My first reaction to the title was "Why would Intel know anything? They make computer processors"

[–] Croquette@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Were you drinking before posting this reply?

[–] Aqarius@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I mean, yes, but I fail to see how that's relevant.

[–] Aux@feddit.uk 1 points 3 months ago

Neither does Pete!

[–] asteriskeverything@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Yup just a drunk mistake and not an inherently incompetent staff

[–] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 months ago

Hegseth is just a social classified information leaker. Only when friends are around and only in moderation.

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

In an ideal world, the Secretary of Defense and the town drunk are two different people.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 months ago

Might be easier to ask if he is ever sober

[–] inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

And why you don't go with a DUI hire.

[–] BigMacHole@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago

Did he ask Schumer if that was allowed? After all we WOULDNT want to ALIENATE Republican Voters who will NEVER vote Democrat!

[–] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 months ago

”Much as we might be sympathetic to people with continuing alcohol problems, they shouldn’t be at the top of our national-security structure,” Sen. Richard Blumenthal (D-Conn.) told The New Yorker

Source and more about Pete's relationship with alcohol

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Whiskeyleaks