"Hey, we're sending you guys to the moon. You have six months. Prepare."
this post was submitted on 20 Jan 2024
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Launches rocket fleet directly into the sun.
It takes more fuel to fire them into the sun, than deep space. It's counterintuitive, but you have to shed a lot of velocity to "fall in," but only expend a fraction as much to hit escape velocity, as you're already going quite fast.
Nah. Just load them all up on the same day, same time, and just detonate. Save on fuel and greenhouse gases.
Well damn, now I want this on my wall as poster.
Found it while I was looking for wall art and this one didn't make the cut because my partner didn't like the usage of the word yeet 😩
Saving up for This in its stead.
Ooh, I like it! I hope you're able to save up for it quickly and easily. :)
Oh my goodness, now you've got me looking, and there's so many cool Soviet propaganda style posters. Did you see these great Soviet propaganda style posters with cats!? I love them so much.
Yasss they are so dope, i really wanted to get the defeat the fascists snake one, but my partner is deathly afraid of snakes and didnt want it in our bedroom lol.
"All cats are beautiful" is a nice one, those are all nice, really
Yes, agreed! That was definitely one of my favorites. The one where the cats are bakers kneading bread and are in a union is another favorite of mine.
Eh, that's a lot of delta-V that could be used for more useful stuff.
Trebuchets can also yeet fatcats
yes I know its not an adjective thanks
It's an adjective?
(Q: What kind of billionaires? A: Space billionaires!)
it is a compound noun
The distinction between a noun modified by an adjective or noun adjunct and a simple compound noun in English is not well defined. You can absolutely call space an adjective in this case.
Or you could "make America great again", going back to the 50s and 60s when the top marginal tax rate was 90%.
That's what all the red hats are for, right?
Yeet? No. Eat. Yes. We reduce pollution and world hunger at the same time!
Trebuchets require no permits to own or operate, are environmentally friendly, and can yeet the fattest of fat cats over 100m. That should be sufficient.
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I like the way you think.
I, for one, would prefer a peaceful solution. And so do lots of my comrades.
If a peaceful solution doesn't work, then can we eat them?
Yes.
Jacked this one from an AI creator on Etsy
Please don't buy prints of AI art.
Didn't realize it was AI when i first linked it and now I'm convinced it is, will remove the link.
Trebuchets are cleaner for the environment, and can still yeet the rich far enough to be effective.
I really like that design. But realistically a socialist society would be better off if you integrated the rich into the middle class and forced them into service to society.
Not that I care what they want, but I think most would prefer to be yeeted.
All the more reasons not to
include in this list all the ruling party politicians for the last 50 years. let them experience the mean of what they were able to achieve
You guys do know they're planning to send us all out to colonize moons and planets while they enjoy Earth without us?
Joker voice It's all. part. of the plan.
"AI" trash. Get that shit outta here.