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Edit: I wasn't sure what I was appalled by at first but now I realize it's that this fucking medal just encourages women to be treated no better than a prized heifer.

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[–] kreskin@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

comes with bag of onions.

[–] biofaust@lemmy.world 9 points 2 hours ago

Meloni copying this (once more, as Italy has already done it many times, since the 1920s) in 3...2...

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 4 hours ago

"Coincidentally" also a thing that Putin is currently doing

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 25 points 5 hours ago

...could he just skip to the part where he feeds himself a bullet just like daddy-Hitler, already?

[–] NateNate60@lemmy.world 72 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (5 children)

Governments are always offering weird wacky incentives for women to have children, when the solution is usually patently obvious: you can increase fertility by making it easy and affordable to have children. Stipends for food, paid maternity/paternity leave, free childcare services, affordable housing, and a good economy with an abundance of high-paying jobs.

I mean... there's a reason the baby boom happened in the 50s! But no, that would be socialism!!

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 8 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

That's how you create a society of responsible adults capable of critical thinking. They want a society of mindless workers used to hardship and deprivation of their rights.

[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Ehm, on paper I agree, but you've witnessed the generation that came out of the post WW2 baby boom, right?

What were they called?

[–] Saleh@feddit.org 3 points 1 hour ago

IIRC. the US is one in two countries in the entire world that does not offer paid maternity leave.

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 5 points 3 hours ago

Also the belief the future will be better and more abundant. People need that as possible parents being scared of the future are not having (more) children.

And the society we live in tells us money, expensive status symbols and varying experiences you can brag about are the most important things. Having many children stands in the way of that

[–] vividspecter@lemm.ee 10 points 5 hours ago

Honestly, we need to reform our economic system and not continually rely on fertility to solve all of our problems.

I'll add that even those incentives probably won't help, as fertility declines are strongly associated with education levels and money (and women's liberation in particular). Give women options and unsurprisingly, some will choose not to have children.

[–] pdxfed@lemmy.world 15 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

These fuckers will do anything to invent a flying machine except the proven model that works because they knoooow it gotta be possible with large square blocks of quarried marble tied to huskies. Just need more dogs. Or maybe more marble. mush! Ok add some more marble see if that works.

[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

I posit that if we add a spoiler with 20" rims and a high flow muffler, this block of marble will surely take flight.

[–] Australis13@fedia.io 35 points 9 hours ago

the Trump administration has shown signs of enthusiasm for a pronatalist agenda. DOGE head Elon Musk, a father of 14, posts regularly on social media about the need for Americans to have more babies; he has also promoted NatalCon on X. Vice President JD Vance has proposed the idea of a weighted voting system, in which the votes cast by parents would be valued more highly than those by the childless. US Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy (a father of nine) signed a memo recommending that his department prioritize “communities with marriage and birth rates higher than the national average.”

Got to provide a continuous supply of children for the labour camps.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 56 points 10 hours ago (4 children)

Founding of the Trump youth organization in 3... 2... 1...

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 1 points 25 minutes ago

If we ever get a group of MAGAlings running around, I'm going full Anakin Skywalker...

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago

Making American kids exert their bodies in ways Trump never ever has.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 36 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Students For Trump already exists, sorry.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 6 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Oh, well. Better just start working on the propaganda now in case I need to blend in:

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 13 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

what? no. Trump would never use child soldiers.

He needs them in the factories cranking out more of his cheap-shit product lines like hats, ties and bibles with the constitution in them. If they survive the factories- then they get to become soldiers and die for him. he doesn't like losers, afterall.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

My mistake:

yeah its mask off now what with the deathcamp

medals would be worrying like 13 years ago, and we would be saying, "hey i think this guy might want to do a deathcamp"

but there's a deathcamp now sooooooooooooooooooo

[–] jsomae@lemmy.ml 1 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (2 children)

Ugh, we shouldn't condemn something for being something Nazis did. Hitler liked dogs, doesn't make it wrong.

I don't approve of natalism. Some natalists are driven by white-replacement cringe theory. Some are just inexplicably concerned about population decline. (I still don't understand why.)

Fuck this medal though. It's going to help make people think women are only good for one thing.

[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago

Offering a medal for baby making while erasing women's achievements in science and leadership is definitely sending a message.

[–] pupbiru@aussie.zone 1 points 35 minutes ago* (last edited 34 minutes ago)

population decline is incredibly problematic… demographic crises can literally lead to the collapse of a society in a slow enough manner that it’s kinda difficult for people to see coming unless they know what to look for

i’d highly recommend the recent kurzgesagt video about south korea

[–] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 7 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

job market is packed enough

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 8 points 8 hours ago

Nonsense! Wages are still nonzero. They can go much lower.

[–] limer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 9 hours ago

I think of all the oppressive governments, giving this medal must be a near universal thing that separates them from other governments.