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And that’s basically it!
All logical assessments aside, he's probably got plenty in ill-gotten gains squirrelled away in Crypto holdings.
Watch him run for office, against Trump.
eat shit bitch, it will never stop.
#nazi free or find a tree
We had a good thing going.
Don't stop there, leave earth you psychotic parasite.
Ahem.... musk a lousy bitch
He won't
Fascists only leave power when they die
It would be a real shame... if leftists stopped attacking him after he leaves politics.
Call me when this space nazi leaves the planet.
What does he mean he wants to leave politics? He is not in politics, he did not run for any office and was not voted for by anyone. He is free to leave whenever he wants.
SEE?! Bullying bad people DOES work. I've been trying to tell people FOR YEARS.
Well, it does work for some, especially those that crave approval as much as this guy.
Who would've thought
Also, that's not how you wear a hat
Also, that's not how you wear a hat
Good catch, you're absolutely right 😄
Okay, buh-bye.
Might be easier if he just stopped being an asshole all the time.
Classic "I can dish it out, but I can't take it" energy.
"I'm not fired, I quit!"
-Musk, probably.
Note: Musk died on the way back to his home planet.
Billionaire oligarchs should have been stopped by peaceful means like taxes if they didn't want to be stopped the other way.
There's really nothing he can do about it at this point short of completely disappearing from the public eye. He's so thoroughly fucked his reputation that anything associated with him is fucked by extension.
Even if he completely leaves any interaction with politics at all, he still has SpaceX, Twitter, and Tesla that will all maintain his status as a public figure. He's not going to de-Nazify twitter. Telsas aren't going to suddenly become good cars without a reputation of being swastikcars.
The only way he could stop being bullied by "the left" is if he sold off every company he owns and disappeared into obscurity. Even then, he'll still get roasted online all the time. But if he avoids social media he could probably ignore it.
But that would all go directly against his nature. So there's nothing he realistically would do that could get "the left" to stop being mean to him. It's the rest of his miserable life.
Pussy.
Bullying Works
That’s if you take anything g this asshat says as truth. But he doesn’t tell the truth. He’s not going to leave on his own. He is just whining.
specifically the sitting on a man technique
Sound like a sound democratric system, albeit a bit too paternalistic.
Nobody should listen to this fucking pathetic clown. He's extremely responsible (due to his sponsoring of the GOP) and aligns himself with vicious attacks on regular people from the right because of """DEI""" and the "woke mob". Elon is a pathetic scoundrel who lives and breathes hate through every orifice that he inhibits. His words mean nothing.
Responsible or irresponsible?
elon: slams dick in door
elon: oh man i'm tired of my dick being slammed in the door
Awww, is the Nazi tired of being hated? Too fucking bad. Our grandfathers (great grandfathers for the young folks) killed people like him, so he ought to be happy he's upright and able to ruin millions (or more) of people's lives.
I haven’t heard of any attempts on his life yet, so folks still have more work to do.
Well since the bullying won't ever stop, and he's doomed to eternal "attacks", he can take it all way too personally and take the problem off our plates.
And saving this kid from having too many memories of him.
The younger he dies, the better for everyone.
Good! Get fucked Musk!
The "attacks" aren't going to stop because you walk away, fuckhead
One down
Does this mean he's done rigging elections too?
He'll carry on doing that in his spare time, as a labour of love.
Gold Star.
You know what bud, you got the cash to completely disappear and know one will make fun of you anymore.
Well we still will cause you're a Nazi fuck but hey at least you won't get your feelings hurt by actually seeing and hearing about it.
Take your money and fuck off. How can someone be so rich and still be a complete and utter moron.
So, the russian agent side quest is nearly fool proofed and he’d really prefer the wealthy genius perception return?
Luckily that’s gone forever
So we're winning? I'd still love for him to meet his Luigi. Is that enough hate to get you to quit before you do any more damage? I can go more extreme if it isn't.
