We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!
Posts must be:
Please also avoid duplicates.
Comments and post content must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.
And that’s basically it!
EVERYONE in this Thread needs to be DEPORTED for TERRORISM for HURTING Elon's feewings!
Big if true
Awww, poor baby has had his fee fees hurt.
Caring face not found.
QQ more. Don't think that people will forget who you really are.
Good. Do it.
What a snowflake
Hope he goes to Mars and never comes back
Inshallah it shall be done
eat shit bitch, it will never stop.
#nazi free or find a tree
All logical assessments aside, he's probably got plenty in ill-gotten gains squirrelled away in Crypto holdings.
Watch him run for office, against Trump.
What does he mean he wants to leave politics? He is not in politics, he did not run for any office and was not voted for by anyone. He is free to leave whenever he wants.
It would be a real shame... if leftists stopped attacking him after he leaves politics.
Don't stop there, leave earth you psychotic parasite.
SEE?! Bullying bad people DOES work. I've been trying to tell people FOR YEARS.
Not really though. He's lying about leaving, of course.
Well, it does work for some, especially those that crave approval as much as this guy.
He won't
Fascists only leave power when they die
Who would've thought
Also, that's not how you wear a hat
Also, that's not how you wear a hat
Good catch, you're absolutely right 😄
We had a good thing going.
Classic "I can dish it out, but I can't take it" energy.
There's really nothing he can do about it at this point short of completely disappearing from the public eye. He's so thoroughly fucked his reputation that anything associated with him is fucked by extension.
Even if he completely leaves any interaction with politics at all, he still has SpaceX, Twitter, and Tesla that will all maintain his status as a public figure. He's not going to de-Nazify twitter. Telsas aren't going to suddenly become good cars without a reputation of being swastikcars.
The only way he could stop being bullied by "the left" is if he sold off every company he owns and disappeared into obscurity. Even then, he'll still get roasted online all the time. But if he avoids social media he could probably ignore it.
But that would all go directly against his nature. So there's nothing he realistically would do that could get "the left" to stop being mean to him. It's the rest of his miserable life.
Ahem.... musk a lousy bitch
"I'm not fired, I quit!"
-Musk, probably.
Might be easier if he just stopped being an asshole all the time.
Bullying Works
That’s if you take anything g this asshat says as truth. But he doesn’t tell the truth. He’s not going to leave on his own. He is just whining.
Call me when this space nazi leaves the planet.
Billionaire oligarchs should have been stopped by peaceful means like taxes if they didn't want to be stopped the other way.
elon: slams dick in door
elon: oh man i'm tired of my dick being slammed in the door
Note: Musk died on the way back to his home planet.
I haven’t heard of any attempts on his life yet, so folks still have more work to do.
He carries a small child around with him.
According to the World's Most Humane Military^tm^ that would mean that he MUST be targetted DOUBLE HARD because he is using a HUMAN SHIELD! Like those Khamas terrorizerites.
A massive /s just to make it completely clear.
Well since the bullying won't ever stop, and he's doomed to eternal "attacks", he can take it all way too personally and take the problem off our plates.
And saving this kid from having too many memories of him.
The younger he dies, the better for everyone.
Awww, is the Nazi tired of being hated? Too fucking bad. Our grandfathers (great grandfathers for the young folks) killed people like him, so he ought to be happy he's upright and able to ruin millions (or more) of people's lives.
Okay, buh-bye.
Nobody should listen to this fucking pathetic clown. He's extremely responsible (due to his sponsoring of the GOP) and aligns himself with vicious attacks on regular people from the right because of """DEI""" and the "woke mob". Elon is a pathetic scoundrel who lives and breathes hate through every orifice that he inhibits. His words mean nothing.
Good! Get fucked Musk!
My take: He's been told to pack his shit and doesn't wanna admit it. He knows full well "the Left" isn't gonna forget what he's done.
Pussy.
Elon is a weird duck with delusions of grandeur who can't understand the left's disgust. It was the nazi salute, Elon. It'll always be the nazi salute. All your other dank shit runs secondary to that.