So he didn't clean his toilet for 3 years?
this post was submitted on 23 Oct 2023
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The previous tenant may have been an owl, if you've ever had one of them shit on your car you'll know it's like concrete.
I'm pretty sure you'd die if you drank 15 liters of water a day for 3 years
Yeah, the losing weight, getting a girlfriend, and removing the poop stain were actually just hallucinations caused by his brain shutting down due to water toxemia
Fucking doctors. 'drink water' 'at least 8 glasses a day' 'more if you exercise' 'water is vital to you' 'most of the human body is water' '💦' but nobody is like 'but not too much water or it can kill you'.
Doctors are in bed with Big Water, and they don't want you to know the truth!