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In case you’re a dude who never used a good sex toy, this is kinda accurate
For those unfamiliar: Sperm Donation Goes Hands Free with This Weird Chinese Automatic Sperm Collector
fellated by a machine like a cow being milked
lmao, sign me up.
Stops automaticly at 10 liters
Imagine being the person whose job it is to clean this thing afterward. "Capitalist innovation" my ass.
Even better, this is Chinese communist capitalism!
Woman here asking anyone with a penis and hands: does this machine look like something you'd prefer to your own hands? I'm just trying to understand the mindset here, not judging.
Hands are great but male sex toys are pretty good too.
If you have used a vibrator vs your fingers I imagine it's kind of similar.
It looks horrific to me. Like a film prop from Cronenberg or Lynch. I think it's the mix of mechanical motion, a material that reminds me of Jean Jacket's stomach from Nope, and a structure like a severely prolapsed rectum. No way could I get off in this thing.
I mean that's roughly equivalent to my reaction to 99% of what's on Bad Dragon.
People are weird, they get weirder with the lights off.
This is close to my gut reaction too but I never had a penis so, I felt curious about other opinions.
Woman here with a penis and hands:
It could be good? It seems to be vibrating, which my hands can't do and I enjoy from my sex toys. Then the obvious in and out motion, as long as everything is lubricated, seems pleasurable too. Idk if you'd be able to use lube for a sperm donation though, I was told not to when I was getting my swimmers frozen. Maybe it'd be fine without lube though, if its somewhat flexy and not too tight.
Hope this helps.
My best guess is its for disabled people. Not having hands would really impact the ability to jerk off.
Absolutely.
Looks like a sex toy, probably feels great tbh
They should make a mechanical succubus/incubus as a solution to the lowering birth rates.
wat
You really think a decrease in birth rates is mostly because people don't have fantasy species to fuck? How about planned parenthood, struggles finding partners, and the always increasing costs of living? Just to name a few
Best I can do is repeal child labor laws, take away their school lunches, and berate everyone on government assistance for just not "wanting it" enough.
Well the mechanical succubus/incubus solves one of those three problems.
Maybe once AGI is released and decides to retire the human race.