this post was submitted on 07 Jun 2025
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[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 3 points 17 hours ago
[–] jeffw@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

In case you’re a dude who never used a good sex toy, this is kinda accurate

[–] davel@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] pitiable_sandwich540@feddit.org 8 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

fellated by a machine like a cow being milked

lmao, sign me up.

[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 2 points 15 hours ago

Stops automaticly at 10 liters

[–] eightpix@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

So there's this Rick and Morty episode (s05e04)

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 19 hours ago

That came out ages after this became a thing.

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Imagine being the person whose job it is to clean this thing afterward. "Capitalist innovation" my ass.

[–] marduk@lemmy.sdf.org 0 points 1 day ago

Even better, this is Chinese communist capitalism!

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 9 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Woman here asking anyone with a penis and hands: does this machine look like something you'd prefer to your own hands? I'm just trying to understand the mindset here, not judging.

[–] Faydaikin@beehaw.org 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

You know the trope that guys will stick their dick in anything, just to see how it feels?

This machine was designed for that and it's still probably the last thing I'd want to stick any limb into.

[–] Chocrates@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

Hands are great but male sex toys are pretty good too.

If you have used a vibrator vs your fingers I imagine it's kind of similar.

[–] MoonMelon@lemmy.ml 5 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

It looks horrific to me. Like a film prop from Cronenberg or Lynch. I think it's the mix of mechanical motion, a material that reminds me of Jean Jacket's stomach from Nope, and a structure like a severely prolapsed rectum. No way could I get off in this thing.

[–] docmark@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

I mean that's roughly equivalent to my reaction to 99% of what's on Bad Dragon.

People are weird, they get weirder with the lights off.

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 1 points 16 hours ago

This is close to my gut reaction too but I never had a penis so, I felt curious about other opinions.

[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 9 points 1 day ago

Woman here with a penis and hands:

It could be good? It seems to be vibrating, which my hands can't do and I enjoy from my sex toys. Then the obvious in and out motion, as long as everything is lubricated, seems pleasurable too. Idk if you'd be able to use lube for a sperm donation though, I was told not to when I was getting my swimmers frozen. Maybe it'd be fine without lube though, if its somewhat flexy and not too tight.

Hope this helps.

[–] Goretantath@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

My best guess is its for disabled people. Not having hands would really impact the ability to jerk off.

[–] TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Absolutely.

[–] Stillwater@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

Looks like a sex toy, probably feels great tbh

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

They should make a mechanical succubus/incubus as a solution to the lowering birth rates.

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

wat

You really think a decrease in birth rates is mostly because people don't have fantasy species to fuck? How about planned parenthood, struggles finding partners, and the always increasing costs of living? Just to name a few

[–] docmark@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago

Best I can do is repeal child labor laws, take away their school lunches, and berate everyone on government assistance for just not "wanting it" enough.

Well the mechanical succubus/incubus solves one of those three problems.

[–] Mrkawfee@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Maybe once AGI is released and decides to retire the human race.