How to start a mafia with zero $
this post was submitted on 08 Jun 2025
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I guess this is mutual aid. More like food rescue.
Did I just read a good greentext ?
c/aboringdystopia because here shops usually sell the leftover stuff cheaper at evening and spend to soup kitchen and similiar.
He's Morpheus from john Wick
Wholesome greentext. OP is based.
Mutual aid in a nutshell.
Fake: Anon is a respected member of his community
Gay: He puts his meat in other men's mouths
I read this as if Eminem had said it. Keep it trashy you psychopath.
I'm seeing so many new accounts right now. Is this the mass migration from lemm.ee?
Lemm.ee refugee here!
I dunno, but I'd say all the other slim shadys were just imitating
we're gonnahave a problem here...
Maybe from slrpnk? The whole instance is down until mid July.
Probably both
Then the other person is gay, not anon. That’s how it works, right?
Look, it's only gay if you like it. You can get railed every night at the club in the bathroom, but if you don't like it, it isn't gay.
I will try not liking it.
but if you make your mouth look like a loose butt hole, that's gay right?
Whayyy are you G A E
He has eyes everywhere