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New Yorker Caption Contest #695 (lemmy.world)
submitted 9 months ago by Maven@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[–] Marduk73@sh.itjust.works 96 points 9 months ago (1 children)

that explains the yeast infection

[–] blackbrook@mander.xyz 15 points 9 months ago

And, worse, the crumbs in the bed.

[–] username_unavailable@lemmy.world 50 points 9 months ago (1 children)

If this was the winner, can you imagine how bad the others were?

[–] Dasnap@lemmy.world 30 points 9 months ago

Nah mate nothing can compete with this.

[–] pastaPersona@lemmy.world 30 points 9 months ago

Who’s bready for a divorce?

“Uh oh, now my family is toast!”

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 20 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Christ, what an asshole.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Woke up this morning and it seemed to me,

That every night turns out to be

A little more like Bukowski.

And yeah, I know he's a pretty good read.

But God who'd want to be?

God who'd want to be such an asshole?

God who'd want to be?

God who'd want to be such an asshole?

[–] zaph@sh.itjust.works 6 points 9 months ago

I think I fucked up the last line

[–] Window_Error_Noises@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago

"I'm sorry, Monsieur Toast, the job posting was for an experienced host."

[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 11 points 9 months ago

This is my favorite thing of today.

[–] EfreetSK@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

I don't get it :(

[–] Namstel@lemmy.one 7 points 9 months ago

Ah yes, your table is bready for you, sir.

[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Makin his wife challah in bed

[–] trumpetmouth@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

going for a roll in the hay

[–] McLoud@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

I'm sorry, sir. This is the Toast Masters Club. The Bread Buddies meeting is across the street.

[–] Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I regret to inform you, sir, that the wedding is off. On her way to the wedding, your bride fell victim to a murder. A murder of crows, to be precise.

[–] Touching_Grass@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Name on the reservation?