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[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Elon spent all this money on making a taxi that drives itself but needs a driver and only works some of the time.

Elon is a genius.....

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

SMH not even 700 ppl remote working in India like Amazon

[–] sommerset@thelemmy.club 2 points 1 week ago

Are they allowed to honk?

[–] Canadian_Cabinet@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

This is exactly what happened with his stupid Hyperloop

[–] QuantumTickle@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 week ago

Tesla's brand of self driving is unsafe, you say?

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago

Tech bros doing tech bro shit. Lord knows we didnt have taxis before.

[–] sndmn@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago

Remember his robots - ROFL

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is the human able to get out and pee? Does it have le...like, a body? With legs? Or more like RoboCop? "Accidentally" dead person comes back to life in taxi form.

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Diapers. And an electric explosive collar if they try to run. Its cheaper than sending them to.el salvador.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

More like Hobotaxi, am I right?

Or Nobotaxi, if that's funnier. Whichever you like is fine.

[–] Zenith@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago

Like the Paris metro

[–] Wytch@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago

We are truly living in the future. 🤯

[–] huppakee@feddit.nl 4 points 1 week ago

Can't wait for Nat geo to make a series about maga-inventions. Must be some wild never-published concepts in there.

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