this post was submitted on 25 Jun 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 86 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] blackluster117@sh.itjust.works 38 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

This guy can vote and drive.

[–] Samdell@lemmy.eco.br 14 points 3 weeks ago

This guy is an elected official

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 8 points 3 weeks ago

Doubt he's old enough

[–] Boomkop3@reddthat.com 12 points 3 weeks ago

Not your thing, not my thing, I'm just glad they're happy with what they've got

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 weeks ago

average possum furry

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 47 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

People have always been this weird. These days people fly their freak flags and everyone has to be all "haha gross!", or "this has awakened something in me".

Back then you'd hide this from everyone but your partners - sometimes even them - and if you were important, a spook would find out and use it as leverage in a bid for corruption or espionage. Ah, the good old days.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

Wrong takeaway lmao

Hm. I don't see it. But whatever floats your boat, dude.

[–] GNUmer@sopuli.xyz 18 points 3 weeks ago

Car accident foreplay is wild.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 18 points 3 weeks ago

Love is love.

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 17 points 3 weeks ago

brought me to tears

[–] match@pawb.social 13 points 3 weeks ago
[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago