this post was submitted on 27 Jun 2025
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[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 13 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)
[–] Pencilnoob@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

I came here to post this

Should see the word pain killer

[–] FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (2 children)

What's difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly a gerbil up my ass.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 3 days ago

Can you preserves a gerbil up there, tho?

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 3 days ago

depends. do you have a blender?

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago

nooo pepe's hand is in his eye

[–] rustyfish@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Because you don’t think the right way.

“Traffic” jam -> jizz

You’re welcome.