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[–] Jaysyn@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

By all means GOP, please pick a fight with Taylor Swift. 🍿🍿

[–] Taako_Tuesday@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As someone else has said before, Taylor Swift could tweet "Bring me the head of Ron Desantis" and he would be dead in a week.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"won't someone rid me of this meddlesome cunt?"

[–] Geobloke@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Sounds like the beginning of the purge

[–] MargotRobbie@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He fumed in another all-caps post that "THE CHILDLESS, UNMARRIED ABORTION ARMY MOBILIZED BY BARBIE, TAYLOR SWIFT, AND TIKTOK" was "CRUSHING REPUBLICANS AT THE BALLOT BOX."

You are goddamn right it is.

I am inevitable.

[–] Sanity_in_Moderation@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I want to believe.....so for now, I will.

Keep kicking ass Margot!

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Haters are gonna hate hate hate hate hate.

[–] jayrhacker@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

Guess I'l just shake it off…

[–] Captain_Patchy@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well, after all it couldn't POSSIBLY their horrific policies, or their proud racism, or thier proud nationalism, or their hate for the LGBTQIA+, or their stance of abortion, or birth control, or wanting to outlaw divorce, or them wanting to leave people starving in the streets.
No, it must be some other thing causing their losses.

[–] Nobody@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

GOP for the last 40 years: destroys the climate, job market, economy, education, and healthcare

“Did Taylor Swift do this?”

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Talk about a child prodigy: started ruining everything at -7 years old!

[–] Diplomjodler@feddit.de -1 points 1 year ago

Wait what? I have to like Taylor Swift now?