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‘For those of us with nothing to fear, the truth can’t come soon enough,’ the actor shared on X

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[–] Clbull@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Harvey Weinstein, Kevin Spacey and Dustin Hoffman walk into an Irish pub.

The bartender sighs, "Oh no, not Yewtree again..."

[–] pjwestin@lemmy.world 41 points 2 days ago

I mean, it's the one time he's guaranteed to not be named in a sexual assault case, so why not?

[–] canajac@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

STFU loser!

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 345 points 2 days ago (14 children)

Crazy how Spacey’s career abruptly ended, even though he was acquitted and/or found not guilty. Yet Trump, who has lost his civil sexual assault cases, is the fucking president of the United States and no one will do anything about it.

fucking president of the United States

My pet theory here is that the RNC likes having a populist for election purposes and someone who is culpable that can be ejected if needed. In this case, culpability has to fall outside range of a self-pardon or any presidential immunity. I think the civil cases qualify for that, but I'm not sure.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 163 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You forgot about being a 34x convicted but not sentenced criminal.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He was sentenced, it's just that his sentence was ... nothing. Which of course is a totally appropriate penalty for a fucking felony.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 5 points 1 day ago

*34 fucking felonies

[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 78 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (7 children)

Spacey would still be making movies now if he’d just preyed on vulnerable women instead.

Dustin Hoffman, Ben Affleck, Morgan Freeman, Ryan Seacrest all have multiple SA allegations that they were able to play down and keep working, but those were all from women.

Most homophobia stems from the fear of male rape, so the usual meninist/MRA crowd who scrambled to defend “innocent until proven guilty” for Russell Brand (3 upcoming producer credits) are nowhere to be seen when it’s Spacey.

(for clarity, this is not a defense of Spacey, it’s an attack on hypocrisy)

[–] sturger@sh.itjust.works 47 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The only way I can lose is if I'm caught in bed with either a dead girl or a live boy.

-- Edwin Edwards

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Jesus Christ is that a real quote? It's accurate AF. Like, uncomfortably accurate.

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[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago (2 children)

How can you mention these people and forget Jared Leto? He's an actual cult leader.

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[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 80 points 2 days ago

yes, it is revealing how flexible the conservative soul is when it comes to corruption and perversion, while simultaneously being inflexible about things like compassion, charity and kindness.

[–] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 56 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The only true thing Trump has ever uttered was that he could shoot someone on 5th Ave and not lose support.

[–] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 41 points 2 days ago (2 children)

That is so not true. He also said "I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait."

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[–] FundMECFS@quokk.au 14 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Worth noting Spacey is currently on Epstein flight logs that have been released

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Epstein's private plane took President Bill Clinton, actor Kevin Spacey, and comedian Chris Tucker to Africa

https://www.businessinsider.com/jeffrey-epstein-traveled-with-bill-clinton-kevin-spacey-2019-7

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[–] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 35 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 47 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"My computer recently crashed and I've lost all my friends' email addresses."

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 16 points 2 days ago

I think it's more like Epstein specialized in girls

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm wondering what kind of international incident this will cause. Who else is in there, it can't be just Americans?

[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Rich people are not an America-only issue.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

The rest of the world is marginally better at hiding things and 'censoring' people

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 4 points 1 day ago

That's my point.

[–] Stillwater@sh.itjust.works 182 points 2 days ago (1 children)

We don't need your help here..

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 70 points 2 days ago (37 children)

Right? Like we get it, you're not in the files, and you want to remind everyone you were acquitted and found not civilly liable of your own sexual misconduct. But "not guilty" is not the same as "innocent," and dodging legal responsibility is not vindication.

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[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 51 points 2 days ago (13 children)

probably becauses hes into male minors. and not female like most of the pedophiles/ephebophiles out there.

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[–] fne8w2ah@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago

Anything to ratchet up the pressure on that orange toddler is welcomed.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)

my personal objection.

releasing the Epstein's files will include people he wanted to target but never got anywhere.

however, it would be very clear that those people are innocent, and they're will be people in the files that were clearly diddling children.

Either the files should be released in full and the only consequence for people who casually met Epstein and never interacted with him will be some conspiracy nuts harassing them. or at worse censor the list for those names.

Also, just because there isn't a file named "Epstein's client list.docx" doesn't mean there isn't info about his clients.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

people he wanted to target but never got anywhere.

All it'll do is make a list of probabilities.

If you were caught having sex with an intern, AND you were in Epstein's book, it just has a higher chance. However, he's more likely to go after someone who has been publicly caught.

The black book isn't as interesting as the redacted information in the court papers. Sealed details about the official testimony are going to be far more damning than his little black book.

Also, there may be stuff like flight logs of personal accounts putting people in bad places.

[–] freddydunningkruger@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"just because there isn't a file named "Epstein's client list.docx" doesn't mean there isn't info about his clients."

Exactly, this focus on a "list" drives me crazy. If detectives investigating a murder don't find a piece of paper with the victim's name on it in the killer's possession, they don't throw their hands up and say, damn he got away with it.

Epstein's entire business model revolved around having receipts on his clients, that's how he stayed out of prison for decades, and it's why they are covering it up now. This isn't a conspiracy theory, it's a supressed criminal investigation.

the conspiracy is about who (we know who) and why (we know why) the criminal investigation is being suppressed.

[–] javiwhite@feddit.uk 13 points 2 days ago (3 children)

He saw Stephen King get called a nonce for claiming the list didn't exist and saw an opportunity.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 17 points 2 days ago

Oh, King's for sure on that list if he's saying that.

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