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[–] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 138 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Epstein’s best friend, convicted felon and adjudicated rapist Donald Trump, is a human trafficking child rapist.

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[–] Darkard@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

Obama still got that free penthouse suite in trumps head I see.

What a fucking dick hole

[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 158 points 3 days ago (7 children)

Will an AI make a video of him being innocent in the Epstein case, or is the technology still not that good?

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 63 points 3 days ago

I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that

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[–] lostbit@feddit.nl 34 points 3 days ago (2 children)

jesus, The US is absolutely off rails. This is insane

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[–] charade_you_are@sh.itjust.works 107 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The pedophile in chief is just spraying videos hoping something distracts people

[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 55 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (4 children)

You mean the pedophile and convicted rapist, sexual assaulter , con man, incompetent businessman, fraudster, tax evader, and likely insurrectionist ?

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[–] harmsy@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Man literally stole a plot point from Babylon 5.

[–] eugenevdebs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Babylon 5 is happening a lot lately and its honestly impressive how much JMS got right.

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[–] slingstone@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Huge B5 fan, but I'm drawing a blank. Trump is like Clark, but what else am I missing?

[–] harmsy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I remember Clark's guys faked a video of Sheridan when he didn't give them what they wanted.

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 34 points 3 days ago (2 children)

RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES.

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[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Poor Obama he isn't even doing anything. Let the guy enjoy his playboy lifestyle in peace

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[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 18 points 2 days ago (2 children)
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[–] sqw@lemmy.sdf.org 24 points 3 days ago (1 children)

🤔 wasnt there recently some anti-deepfake legislation passed?

[–] queueBenSis@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 days ago

well i guess someone must be above the law then

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 4 points 2 days ago

Weird weird

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 68 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Arrested for what? Not going to Epstein's island?

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[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 49 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Jesus. What a shit show.

Y'all know there's some old ass country bumpkin watching this and jerking off to it.

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[–] kikutwo@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Keep it classy huh orange?

[–] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 days ago

Terrible foreshadowing, too obvious.

The authors of this world suck.

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

lol this guy is a really sore loser he can never forget a butt hurt. related link (July 18 2025 dated lol)

https://www.dni.gov/index.php/newsroom/press-releases/press-releases-2025/4086-pr-15-25

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 43 points 3 days ago
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 65 points 3 days ago (8 children)

Do you know what I do when I go to bed? I sleep. Almost instantly. I don't lay there and stress and worry about what I did. I don't worry about how I'm percieved. I just sleep.

You can see by his actions that trump is a deeply troubled, deeply insecure, deeply stressed man. And I use the word "man" in the loosest of definitions.

Everything he's doing, from the CBS cancelations, to blocking the commanders stadium deal, to whatever this ai video bullshit is, it all screams of a man grasping at straws, desprate to change the topic.

Me? I have no desperation. What'ya guys wanna talk about?

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[–] ef9357@lemmy.world 31 points 3 days ago

Trump, stop your nonsense and release the Epstein files!

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 32 points 3 days ago

Just normal, presidential stuff.

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 days ago

... What the fuck

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 31 points 3 days ago

So much power in the tiny pathetic hands of such a sad small petty weak-minded man. America projects weakness.

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