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[–] obsolete@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

He didn't see the new Final Destination movie.

[–] Baguette@lemmy.blahaj.zone 67 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (10 children)

Did no one else read the story? I read it and it sounds moreso the clinic's fault

The necklace he was wearing was a steel weighted exercise band, not a normal necklace. He's not flexing his wealth or anything

His wife told News 12 Long Island in a recorded interview that she was undergoing an MRI on her knee when she asked the technician to get her husband to help her get off the table. She said she called out to him.

Seems like the technician was told by the wife to bring her husband in to help her up. The technician/clinic made a mistake by letting in the husband, who didn't seem properly warned about MRIs no metal policy. The technician also somehow didn't catch the giant "necklace" he'd be wearing.

The "he wasn't supposed to be there" seems like a coverup for their mistake, since how else would he have known to go in? Someone must've told him to walk into the room, it's not like he could hear through the door.

Edit: 100% the technicians fault, the technician saw it. It even had a metal padlock.

They’d even discussed his training and the hard-to-miss chain with the MRI technician during their previous appointments, Jones-McAllister said.
“That was not the first time that guy has seen that chain” on her husband, she said. “They had a conversation about it before.”

https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/medical/long-island-man-killed-in-freak-mri-accident-was-wearing-20-pound-chain-necklace-with-padlock/ar-AA1IXop6

[–] ReiRose@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago

Thank the gods for you. I was reading these comments thinking I was insane.

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[–] WillFord27@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So glad to find that Lemmy is even less empathetic than reddit was. Real faith in humanity killer. Shocking how many people decided to comment without touching the article, really proud to be here..

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[–] somewhiteguy@reddthat.com 63 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

What kind of hospital let him get near the room with that kind of metal around his neck? I've had to be in several hospitals recently for different imaging issues and every time the MRI is a thing I have to remove everything metal to go past a certain door (escorting my daughter and son for medical reasons). I don't know who let him anywhere near the room with something that large.

Edit for Clarity: I've had to be the one removing all metal even though I'm not the one being scanned. For me to progress beyond a certain part of the hospital toward the MRI I needed to get rid of everything. My children were being scanned, not me. So, I'm not sure what hospital system allowed this man with a 9kg chain get this far deep into the imaging area.

[–] drool@lemmy.catsp.it 23 points 1 day ago (4 children)

He wasn't supposed to be in the room. There was a scan in progress when he entered.

Seems to me all they needed was a magnet of equal or greater strength placed opposite of, and perhaps a bit closer to the doorway, to pull intruders away from the MRI room.

[–] inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world 43 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

His wife told News 12 Long Island in a recorded interview that she was undergoing an MRI on her knee when she asked the technician to get her husband to help her get off the table. She said she called out to him.

Whole thing is heart breaking all around. I feel for the technician who made an honest but very serious mistake. And I'm sure the wife will spend her days regretting asking for help. Just a fucking tragic situation. :/

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[–] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 1 day ago (4 children)

all they needed was a magnet of equal or greater strength

MRI magnets are electromagnets that are supercooled with liquid helium and take hours to start or stop because of the electrical energy that has to be put in or taken out.

So just having a magnet of equal strengh for idiot defense would be a very significant waste of electricity and helium unfortunately

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[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

RIP Mr T.

That's some Final Destination shit right there.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 22 hours ago

One and only one headstone that includes a mention of a big ass magnet as the cause of death in rap format.

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 216 points 2 days ago (31 children)

Dude was wearing a 20lb chain while his wife was getting an MRI.

She freaked, and yelled for him, and he ran into the room while the machine was still on and fucking died.

This is 100% their fault, I could almost see an argument that the door needs a lock to prevent idiots with 20l s of metal around their neck from running in, but you don't want to lock everyone out in case there's an issue.

[–] ReiRose@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

There is a lot of conflicting information in the articles im finding about this incident, from her shouting and him running in to him entering the room with the technician, and the technician knew about the chain and had commented on it.

Lmk if you need some examples, but theres a lot.

Im (cynically) inclined to believe that the hospital were the first to give statements and did a quick its-not-our-fault response. Then more people were interviewed. Ill always side with the working class (imo everyone who is not ruling class) rather than the corporations. And in the US the hospital is a corporation for sure.

There's some gross racial spin surrounding this too, see pic below. It was a weighted padlock steel necklace for his weight training, not whatever is implied by yahoo.

[–] saimen@feddit.org 42 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Just for your information, the machine, meaning the magnet, is ALWAYS on.

[–] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Unless something gets stuck. Then it is shut down and restarted after the thing is removed. Takes hours though, I think the startup was four hours.

They had that happen at the hospital my father worked at, the cleaning lady brought in a stool with steel legs. They tried to remove it by force first, but four men could not do it.

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[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 64 points 1 day ago (3 children)

9 fucking kilograms!? For my fellow Americans, that’s almost 20 pounds!

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Can you convert that to tennis balls? I can't do this math on my own

[–] ebolapie@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)

Somewhere between 150 and 160, depending on the tennis balls. Hope this helps

https://www.wolframalpha.com/input?i=9kg+%2F+mass+of+a+tennis+ball

Edit: Additionally, that's about 63½ European swallows, assuming an average weight of 5 ounces. Given that a European swallow must beat its wings 43 times per second to maintain airspeed velocity, it'd be a proper racket.

Tap for spoilerThose numbers are from monty python and the holy grail and are very wrong. I am spreading misinformation online.

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[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 42 points 1 day ago (4 children)

So many dumb ways to die...

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[–] ook@discuss.tchncs.de 138 points 2 days ago (7 children)

I... want to see that 9 kg necklace. I mean, sounds like it's just a big-ass chain, but if so, how did it not throw up red flags all around letting this guy wear it around that machine.

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 137 points 2 days ago (9 children)

It wasnt a necklace...

It was a literal metal chain, like steel. Not a gold cuban link chain or something with a huge medallion a rapper would wear.

Apparently this idiot just lived everyday with a 20lb length of chain around his neck for "weight training". The article mentions it was "a topic of discussion" on a prior visit, so it wasn't a one time thing.

The type of person to do that, is 100% the type of guy to run into an active MRI like he could do anything. Theres no logical thinking going on, and an outright refusal to listen to qualified medical advice. Like, they make weighted vests, at least do that instead of putting all that weight on your neck.

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[–] SARGE@startrek.website 98 points 2 days ago (3 children)

how did it not throw up red flags all around letting this guy wear it around that machine.

He wasn't allowed in the room.

His wife panicked in the MRI, he charged into the room he was told not to go Into.

[–] wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 64 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Imagine the scene from her POV. She's claustrophobic and having a meltdown because of all the hums and bangs and then her husband comes running in only to get pulled into the machine she is already stuck inside of. He's screaming and can't get pulled free while she is being pushed even harder into the machine she so desparately wants free from - by her husband who is quickly suffocating to death

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

While you wrote an interesting narrative, if you read the article the story is nothing like this, and even from her point of view would have been nothing like this.

She had asked the nurse to call her husband to help her up from the table. She called out his name and he ran in while the machine was still going.

He was pulled into the machine and was freed eventually but suffered multiple heart attacks after being pulled off the machine. The heart attacks are what killed him in the end in a hospital bed far from the MRI machine. He definitely did not suffocate.

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[–] negativenull@lemmy.world 126 points 2 days ago (21 children)
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