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Nathan's Poop Flavored Froyo
Is it cursed?
What
They’re having some difficulty sourcing the ingredients for “rotting corpse”, but the company is hopeful that the upcoming flavor should make it to market by the middle of next quarter.
I read that as "butterfly", was confused. Reread it correctly, and still am.
Is the reality less confusing?
I feel like that's the defining question of our era.
in my experience tastes like (savory-sweet?) metal and pain
edit: not beating the pica allegations at this rate, doesn't help that I do actually have an ED
I was a dumb child
it sucks that i'm curious
If battery acid tasted bad, old corroded batteries would be a lot less dangerous in general.
There's a line where I wouldn't want to taste a weird flavor, and this article made me realize battery doesn't cross it. Life is a never-ending series of personal discoveries.