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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 10 hours ago

So, advertising that you're a complete piece of shit and a sadist. Well, at least you own it.

[–] inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world 12 points 12 hours ago

I mean most Nazis enjoy watching unnecessary human suffering and degradation. It's baked into the morals and personality.

We won’t forget

[–] dan69@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

I by no means have formal education and or experience relating to stably, and firmly say the emotional, physiological sense of another human being but after watching this scene of a liar or a real sociopath; Lie To Me s2e11 Martin.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 9 points 16 hours ago

Of course she does, she's an enthusiastic MAGA Nazi Traitor, they are evil.

[–] Cocopanda@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It’s going to be so much fun seeing these people arrested and tried after the coming civil war.

[–] DrDickHandler@lemmy.world -3 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

There won't be one. This is pure cope and delusion.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 4 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Something will happen, eventually. One thing is historically certain, authoritarian governments like this eventually collapse under the weight of their own incompetence. You can't operate a government with incompetent, ignorant loyalists, and expect it to succeed, especially when ALL the competent leadership and management are in the resistance.

Intelligent people will ALWAYS beat idiots, no matter how big or strong they are. If nothing else, you just wait for the idiots to destroy themselves. Fighting them is just to speed up the process.

[–] Bleys@lemmy.world 8 points 14 hours ago

Yeah just look at Russia. Any day now, they’ll break out of their 1000 years of despotism.

[–] liuther9@feddit.nl 3 points 20 hours ago

There will be, look at the history

[–] MrMakabar@slrpnk.net 2 points 23 hours ago

By detain you mean this right:

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 5 points 1 day ago

shes the overdramtic lady like kari lake that faked an injury.

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 122 points 2 days ago (6 children)

What kind of persond delights in seeing other people's misery when they're literally trying to follow the law for legal immigration.

We have many technical words for this. Sociopath comes to mind first.

[–] GoodMonson@lemmy.zip 66 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I mean, it seems beyond sociopath. Sociopath is lacking empathy, but to delight in someone else’s misery.. it’s psychotic.

[–] cjoll4@lemmy.world 47 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Curious if you mean psychopathic?

I mean, it's easy to joke that Republicans suffer from psychoses (hallucinations and delusions) but in the context of extreme antisocial behavior and lack of empathy, psychopathic might be the right word.

[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 34 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Word you're looking for is sadist

[–] choco_crispies@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Also true, but how dare you

[–] choco_crispies@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Its okay Papi thanks for chiming in

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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Literally a dangerous psycopath.

This is basically 'tortured kittens to death as a kid' level shit.

If you made a TV show or Movie where a character did this, people would say it was heavy handed and lacked subtlely, it is too over the top, it isn't a well written bad guy (gal) character, it's schlocky.

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Sociopathic phychosis, to narrow it down a little more.

It's that lack of empathy that seems like the initial trigger.

Edit: Sadistic sociopathic psychosis.

[–] LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 43 points 2 days ago
[–] defaultusername@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Some people are just evil.

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[–] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago

Another punchable face.

Go watch Pokémon or something

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 day ago

Authoritarians man.

[–] return2ozma@lemmy.world 63 points 2 days ago (5 children)

“I have to tell you – one of my favorite things to watch on YouTube these days are … court hearings where illegals are in court and Ice shows up to drag them out of court and deport them,” the South Carolina representative said during an appearance on Sunday on Fox Report Weekend.

[–] Sarmyth@lemmy.world 60 points 2 days ago

I think thats the sickest part. She could have said she delights in seeing violent criminals getting rounded up. She could say anything really. Its not like honesty is required of her (in her opinion).

Instead she admits she delights in seeing them interfere with the system. If she was referring to immigration court then these are people doing exactly what we ask of them. If this is criminal court, they are already caught and there isn't a need to abduct them from the courthouse.

[–] charade_you_are@sh.itjust.works 43 points 2 days ago (4 children)

So glad people like this insane cunt are voted into positions of power

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[–] rhvg@lemmy.world 49 points 2 days ago (1 children)

nothing more American’ than Ice dragging people out of court

She is a terrible person but this is indeed how rest of the world see America today.

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

And will see it for a very long time.

[–] return2ozma@lemmy.world 40 points 2 days ago (3 children)

This still cracks me up...

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago

You just know she shamelessly rips the rankest farts, too. 100% guaranteed. Hikes her leg, lets it burble, never apologizes.

[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

She's 47 years old, and the best she ever felt is this one time when she got taken out for dinner? No wonder she enjoys watching other people suffer.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

shes probably a b-tch to people around her, thats why nobody wants to take her out on public.

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don't understand the part about beans

[–] WhatAmLemmy@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (5 children)
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[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

I was just thinking about the old "not hurting the people he needs to be hurting". Well now they see it as hurting the people that need to be hurting. This is who they are.

[–] Wytch@lemmy.zip 32 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Psycho. Hope you experience half the misery in your life you help inflict on others.

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[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago

Nazi likes being the villain. Got it.

[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 19 points 2 days ago

I wish for her what she wishes for immigrants.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I would absolutely watch videos of her being deported to CECOT.

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